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Prius, You’ve Gone TOO Green. Dial It Back…

Mar. 29, 2010

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Either that, or female Pimperfish have similar biology to baboons during their mating seasons. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Waffle Zombie says, “As the end of its life cycle approaches, the female pimperfish -much like the salmon- will travel up the interstate to its native slum without eating, losing most of its colour along the way. When it reaches its spawning point, it will shed the last of its protective cover and begin to lay its eggs -disguised as construction scraps to fool predators- and then die.”

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AwEsome Fix

Mar. 29, 2010

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They’d have had enough “E” ‘s if they’d just called them Flapjacks. Just sayin’. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer HunterJE says, “They could have just spelled it “AWEΣ.” If they’re catering to maths geeks, at least.”

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Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

Mar. 29, 2010

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Oh Monday, how alcohol would make you so much more bearable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Have you ever tasted Foster’s lager? Trust me, it won’t be emptied.”

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Chair Is Having A Mid-Life Crisis

Mar. 28, 2010

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Pretty soon Chair will be dating those saucy new beach chairs. No shame at all! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The chair spends its time lately driving up next to ladies and offering them a ride on his scooter. He then insists there is plenty of room to sit on his lap. If he keeps this up, he’s going to find himself arrested and charged with chairassment.”

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College Doesn’t Care If You Have Mono

Mar. 28, 2010

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Serves you right, kissing all those sorority girls… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Perryn says, “Because nothing shows faith in your kludgery like hanging a 17″ CRT over your crotch with wire.”

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That’s Not Soundproof….

Mar. 27, 2010

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How is this a vacation if I have to listen to the kids the whole time? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “What will end up happening, is just like in the Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry: Kids sitting in the back seat, and Dad has to slam on the brakes. Kid goes through screen, and is reduced into a pile of little squares.”

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If Three Rolls Of Scotch Tape Can’t Fix It; Forget It

Mar. 27, 2010

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Don’t think that catch phase is going to stick. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like the one I’m not allowed, too much of a lady… about duct tape. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Sorry…my English not so good. I fix curtain rod this way because I not know how to, as you say, “duck it”. I have little money and not able to buy duck. Also, they not allow farm animals in city. But I know this…I REALLY not want to be having sexual intercourse with curtain rod!”

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Carjackers Are Getting More Coordinated

Mar. 26, 2010

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There is no “I” in Carjacking Carjackers. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Not only are they going to have a tough time maneuvering that through the terminal but it’ll never get past the TSA luggage scan. Better to rent a car at their final destination.”

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No Time To Cook, There Are Books To Read!

Mar. 26, 2010

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We haven’t even gotten to the pile by the window. And you don’t even want to see the bathroom. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer NoOneHome says, “Obviously some kid doing a magazine subscription drive made out like a bandit at this guy’s house. Either that or some flea market vendor finally managed to get rid of that dusty stack of National Geographics.”

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Professor X: You’re Doin’ It Wrong

Mar. 26, 2010

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Even before the accident, Xavier had a thing for chairs. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “In addition to his teaching, Professor X is also the chairman of the board at the Lion’s Club.”

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