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Technically They’re Not Blocking It Officer

Dec. 23, 2009

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Charlottalove says. “Table for two with free water refills.”

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Chalk This Up To Budget Cuts

Dec. 23, 2009

Chalk This Up To Budget Cuts

Submitted by: Gavin via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “The chalk wasn’t about budget cuts… it’s about job security. Every time it rains, you get paid to rechalk the intersection.”

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Sto And Go Shower: For All Your Hygiene Needs

Dec. 22, 2009

Portable Shower: For All Your Hygiene Needs

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mike says, “Upgrading to the Rubbermaid tub WITH the jets was just not in the budget.”

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Mow-B-Q

Dec. 22, 2009

Mow-B-Q

Submitted by: Built by Chris via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer JimDawg says, “Weld a gun rack to it and put a remote on it, and no man could resist buying one.”

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I Swear Guys. The Narnia Door Was Right Here!

Dec. 18, 2009

I Swear Guys. The Narnia Door Was Right Here!

Submitted by: koala via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jenn says, “Mr. Tumnus decided enough was enough and brought some Narnian contractors in to wall up the entrance so those Pevensie kids would stop bothering him.”

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Train Stop

Dec. 18, 2009

Train Stop

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment(s):
Today we have a story for you. Started by Fixer Blackmoore, “Thomas however wasn’t paying attention to the track, and went down the wrong switch and into the poles. “OUCH!” cried Thomas, but it was too late – he had already smashed into the poles, and was hit by the live electric wires.”

Then Fixer Josh says, “Bust my buffers!” said Thomas.”

To which Fixer Blackmoore replies, “At the same time Edward was approaching for the adjacent track. “Get out of the way!” he screamed. He too crashed into the poles, Thomas and live wires. Then the coal caught a spark and started into flames.“Mr. Top Hat Is not going to like this” thought Thomas.”

Followed By Fixer Crack OS, “His suspicion was later confirmed when The Fat Controller himself arrived. “You have caused confusion and delay!” snapped Sir Topham. Meanwhile, Gordon was thundering down the line, unaware of the mess in front of him. “I am the fastest and greatest,” he said to himself proudly.”

With a startling conclusion by Fixer Alleycat, “Gordon did not see the mess in front of him and smashed into the back of Edward. Sir Topham Hat was very cross and ordered Thomas, Edward, and Gordon smelted down and turned into pinball machine parts. Upon further investigation, Bulgy, who had been waging war on the railroads for a number of years, was able to conspire with Harold, Bertie, and Cranky to have the poles placed in the middle of the tracks. Sir Topham Hat ordered the conspirators smelted down as well. With no modern transportation available anymore, The Island of Sodor’s economy collapsed. The island sunk into the sea a number of years later.”

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Got A Handle On These Scissors

Dec. 18, 2009

Got A Handle On These Scissors

Submitted by: UNB EE Tech Shop via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer RinTwisted says, “I think it’s sweet that they labeled their scissors, as if someone might want to take them away…”

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Because Everything Looks Better In 2 Megapixels x 1000

Dec. 8, 2009

Because Everything Looks Better In 2 Megapixels x 1000

Submitted by: unkmunk via Submit a Kludge!

Morning Fixers! The owner of this kludge, one Bhautik Joshi, was kind enough to email me this morning to give us more insight to what he was thinking. Hop on over here for the full story. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer William says, “Not satisfied with digital zoom? There’s a kludge for that.
Got expensive lenses that you can’t use? There’s a kludge for that.
Want to look more professional? There’s a kludge for that too.
Yep, with the power of duct tape, there’s a kludge for just about everything”

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Stow And Go Hygiene

Dec. 7, 2009

Stow And Go Hygiene

Submitted by: Bexcina via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Sarah says, “Wait a minute…this isn’t normal? And here I thought it was a good way to bathe a cat. Throw it in, toss in some soap, and snap the lid on. Oops.”

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