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Duct tape, the original easy button. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: The One Guy said, “Why didn’t they staple it back on?”
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So Cute, You’ll Forget to Call CPS
Oct. 26, 2010
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Sometimes being the milkman’s daughter is obvious for multiple reasons. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Beady El said, “I can’t help wondering what the ropes are connected to. I picture a huge balloon…”
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Battery Sold Separately
Sep. 7, 2010
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Don’t mind the holes in the back of your leather jacket, they just increase aerodynamics. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence
Apr. 26, 2010
The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off… yes, they let the plane take off this way..
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I’m aware that this is most likely that super airplane tape. But you can’t tell me this wouldn’t make even the most stalwart flyer wary. I almost need a Valium just looking at it. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kludge Airlines. For your safety, please look towards the front of the cabin where we’d like you to watch a little tape…”
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Fixed That Forkin’ Thing
Apr. 26, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
You fool! You used the salad fork. Sedans are suppose to be kludged with DESSERT forks. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer bob_super says, “Broken door to anger leads. Learn to use the fork you shall. It’s the path to the outside.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat gives an etiquette lesson, “Proper passenger etiquette dictates that it is ever so important to politely excuse yourself from the vehicle when finished riding. Graciously thank the driver for his hospitality, and quickly take your leave.
Remember, though, when opening the door that you mustn’t savagely grasp the fork handle. Instead, with your left hand, place your straightened index finger near the head of the fork (but not so close that you are in danger of touching the door itself). The other four fingers wrap gently around the handle.
If you wish to roll the window down during your trip (after being given permission, of course), it may be customary to extend the pinky finger whilst doing so. However, please be mindful of the area’s culture in which you are travelling as this action may convey the wrong message to others in your party!”
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Need To Pencil In A New Keyboard
Apr. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Jeff V. via Submit a Kludge!
That was a blatant disregard for office property. This is coming out of your pay check. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Will4in2erth says, “You see! Graphite and eraser isn’t obsolete yet! See how useful it is, and it integrates perfectly with today’s technology!”
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Stop Spying On Me. Seriously.
Apr. 25, 2010
A buddy of mine is staying in my guest room for a few weeks and the neighbor saw him from their kitchen getting dressed. The next day they built this fence which is just wide enough to cover the window. Just mildly passive aggressive.
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Good fences make good neighbors. And bad fences make for hilarious stories. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer kc/cc says, “I’d like the give these people the benefit of the doubt and suggest that they were just looking for a solution in having somewhere to hang their wet beach towels to dry. The placement of this fence, though, tells me that they may be more the type who would head up the HOA committee to ban clotheslines and craft sale lawn art.”
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This Is Why You Get Your Switches Spayed
Apr. 25, 2010
Submitted by: AdamC via Submit a Kludge!
Have you no shame? You aren’t Tribbles. Stop it at least until after the photograph. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “Of course they’re multiplying. Both switches are “turned on.”
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Damn You Gold Farmer!
Apr. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Erik via Submit a Kludge!
This is why it cost 30g for a stack of linen cloth. Raaaage. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer kc/cc says, “You are looking at the home office of a professional mouse breeder. Didn’t you ever wonder where new mice came from? If you need more information, there’s a talk with your parents that’s WAAAYYY overdue.”
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I’ll Just Sit By The A/C Vent Thanks…
Apr. 24, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Or an open window. Or the screen door. Oh hell, even next to the roaring fireplace. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Vigmyn says, “That is the Excaliscrew!
Buried in the ventilator it awaits for the rightful King of Kludgeland to pull it out of it’s plastic prison.
Many a brave men have tried already, and failed. Many have lost their arms to the merciless blades of the fan. Some received an electrical shock…”
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