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With a wrench in his ass?!
hahahahahahahaha most random thing ever
and you know it would be 40% funnier without the wrench
If you like so much seeing male bungholes there are a lot of other sites more suitable for you…
Even without the wrench, I don’t think we’d actually see his bunghole.
Personally, with the likelihood of concrete and porcelain tile chips flying off that saw, I think I’d be wearing a little more protection… Where’s your safety glasses, ya putz?
^This.
I dunno. He looks pretty funny with that wrеnch it the аss.
It’s photoshoped. I can tell by the pixels… OMG… now I need Eye Bleach
What could possibly go wrong?
smart move: no dust on his new working clothes
My thoughts exactly. Far less clean up this way. Just turn on the shower.
still needs ear protection, that must be deafening…
Personally, I prefer to use a 3/8″ socket drive for a crack-protector, but to each his own, I suppose.
I have a 3/8″x12″ extension you can use, already greased.
When sawing tiles naked, always use duct tape to hold the jiggly bits from getting in the way. And I don’t see any duct tape, so I’m going to call the authorities. Who’s in charge of Naked Tile Sawing anyway?
Not a kludge, just a WTF.
If he’s trying to get a secret look into the women’s showers, I think he’s overdoing it.
I was thinking “porky’s on steroids” myself.
Why hide the crack? I mean, have you been to a beach lately?
You need a dust mask to avoid breathing in ceramic dust. And you need pants to avoid embedding ceramic dust and bits in your legs.
And safety boots to avoid breaking your foot with falling masonry, googles to protect your eyes, ear protectors to protect the hearing. Captain Obvious reporting for duty.
Signs you have been on the internet too much:
# 2957: you type googles, when you should have typed goggles.
“googles to protect your eyes”
Save search?
It’s not his legs he should be worried about. Can you imagine his next sexual partner as he approaches her with a tile-shard studded penis?
That was kinda the joke.
But then how would he get speed holes to make him run faster?
The wrench is clearly photoshopped in… otherwise, part of it would be behind his left buttcheek.
I’m shocked that you felt the need to mention this.
You know what would make this pic even better? Having the shower turned on!
That guy is called “String Emil”. And he’s nuts. Haha.
What’s really depressing is that I saw the picture and immediately thought, “Hey, that’s String Emil!”
(Speaking of whom, you should never, ever do a Google image search on that name without enabling Safe Search.)
challenge accepted: Dam you internet what has been seen can’t be unseen
AAARGGGH… MY EYES !!!!
this is why you gotta keep an eye on the repair man
1. Why hide the crack? It’s traditional to show 30% of your ass-fault when a plumber.
2. We heard that he liked power tools, but we didn’t think he liked them that much.
Well, at least he won’t have to wash the dust out of his clothes…
I think I’ve seen this before, is this some guy that does random stuff naked?
Not always naked, usually he wears what would charitably be called a “banana hammock.”
You just had to stick that wrench there, not that I dont mind it, its more on principle.. F’ing Americans, murder, r4pe, dead bodies, blood, you name it; a buttcrack – NO F’ing WAY think of the children!!
Hypocrites..
None of those things you mentioned have ever been on this site.
He’s speaking about american media censorship and he’s completely correct. Live news can show a hostage taker being shot in the street without remorse, but public apologies are required when a nipple is slipped.
What game is he up to with this wrench?
It’s pasted on the image instead of a black rectangle to hide the “plumber’s crack”.
He claims it’s perfectly safe, because he’s wearing a condom.
I’m guessing he was midway through a shower and decided that the wall just had to go?
You know what they say, “Safety third!”
I don’t want to know how this started.
I don’t want to know how this ends.
I just want to know what this man was thinking at that exact moment. That’s all.
It’s too hot in here maybe?