
Submitted by: JK
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I’m really hoping I get that smartphone for Christmas. It’ll make shopping next year a lot easier.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

I think the biggest downside of the advances in cell phone technology is the loss of Snake, possibly the greatest time-wasting game in history. We don’t want to play a crappy interactive version of the latest Michael Bay movie. We want Snake back. And nothing more.
~NSHA
Submitted by: trisky

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And I work at a hospital. You should see what we’re doing with artificial hearts!
Submitted by: Mike M

Close it and it’ll be the second stickiest mess he’s had on that keyboard.
~NSHA
(sorry)
Submitted by: KStone

No. Is horizontal lamp. Next question.
(For whatever reason I could only picture this as an exchange between Homer and the Khlav Kalash guy. Don’t ask.)
Submitted by: Unknown

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(actually a trick – the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there…
Submitted by: Paul Johnson
There are ideas that work in theory, but not in reality. There are ideas that sound dubious to begin with, but then work out in the end. This idea is neither of the latter. It’s bad/stupid/preposterous/absurd in every single possible way. Oscar Newman, a city planner and architect, had the notion to protect New York City from nuclear attack during the coldest of wars. Hey, that’s not so bad. Wait, what’s that? He wanted to do this by recreating the metropolis underground in a massive orb?
Oh god… why…
