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Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Chris

Excuse me sir, can you watch where you’re climbing? This is part of my home.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: master baiter

Dude, seriously? Aren’t you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you’re throwing sparks at? There’s a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Anonymous

As you can tell by the floor, it’s already eroded the tiles. Maybe they need to go back to diapers.
Submitted by: Wes

Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan’s short life.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Jon

Yep, it’s that time of year again. The new Nickelback is out today and it’s inevitably going to sell millions and millions of copies. I know it’s the cool thing to do to hate on the post-grunge/country group but it’s still shocking how popular these guys are. If you don’t believe me check out their new song and see if you can make it through the whole thing. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.

Submitted by: Steven

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.
~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy
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