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Moses Did It First

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RO&AD, an architectural firm whose name sounds very much like a quote from an intoxicated Chris Farley, recently designed The Trench Bridge. A pedestrian foot path designed to make us rethink the way we look at bridges, this one crosses the moat in front of Fort de Roovere in Halsteren. A neat concept, but one that would only be applicable on a small scale to bodies of water that stay at a constant depth.

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  1. Mcof says:

    I’ve done this many a time in roller coaster tycoon, funny how that works.

  2. papa john says:

    what happens when it rains?

  3. capt. nitro says:

    Why not just make a transparent tunnel that goes under the water and only opens at the very top of the bank? That would be cool, too

  4. Gary470 says:

    No boats going under that bridge . Maybe over it at high speeds .

  5. max says:

    It’s an easy kludge (hah hah). Make the trench deep, and have the pedestrians walk across a grate; that way the Trench Bridge would never flood.

  6. Bob-H says:

    Any problems with this installation would be water under the bridge — along with the understanding that there is no water under the bridge.

  7. Mik says:

    It’s a good prospect for an ecosystem to completely bisect a body of water for aesthetics.

  8. Gorgon Medusa says:

    It’s rather lovely. I approve.

  9. Steve says:

    I wish people would stop with the expression “make people re-think how they look at” things. It just makes me think they’re twats for trying to sell us the ArtSpeak version of “Oh, cr@p, I subtracted the height above water instead of adding it!”
    Cynical? Moi? ;-)

    • Newton says:

      I’m with you. It doesn’t solve a single problem – it only creates them. Much more effective to build a normal bridge there.

      • hlaode says:

        I disagree. It has a very low profile so when it is useable it doesn’t obstruct the view of the moat as much as a normal bridge, something that would greatly help the tourist experience in an old castle.

        • Valinor says:

          It’s arguable that the view is less impaired or that it’s even important to not see a bridge that you kind of see anyway. The key is understanding that it does nothing for the tourist experience when it isn’t useable and requires a higher level of maintenance while still rendering it unusable part of the time.

    • LOL! I’ve done that in ray-tracing sometimes.

    • Steve Austin says:

      Yeah I agree. I “look at bridges” as a way to cross over water without getting wet. Why would a trench that easily gets flooded make me “rethink” that? It’s a whimsical piece of architecture, but not an alternative.

  10. simonedi says:

    I agree, a little more thought on the drainage of the bridge, but a “duckboard” arrangement would solve that.
    For those of you who say about it bisecting an ecosystem, google map the fort. its a moat, not a lake or river and is actually a bit deeper than the bridge, what point is a moat that an attacker can easily wade across?
    Also having visited it and not seen any fish anywhere in the moat i would say that there is minimal ecosystem to worry about.

    • Exto says:

      Do you know what typically was dumped into moats? Not so much something I’d want to wade through, or live around for that matter.

  11. hak says:

    some have the theory the carpenter jesus travel backwards in time and builed things like this and mudered the dinosaurs

  12. Barry says:

    This would not work where there are alligators or anything else that would eat children’s hands.

  13. Devilholk says:

    Flash mob. Everyone bring a siphon!

  14. derp says:

    …and then it rained…

  15. vyznev says:

    It’s in the Netherlands, building below the water level is completely normal for them.

  16. Sharla says:

    Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of stairs needed to climb to get off that thing?

  17. Dan says:

    So you can’t get a boat past it, it floods internally easily, its significantly below the flood line (look at how high the banks are).

    Its not a bridge – its just nonsense modern art. Someone let an advertising agency take control of an engineering project


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