
The Monty Python foot is not gonna be happy when it tries to step on this.
~NSHA
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The Monty Python foot is not gonna be happy when it tries to step on this.
~NSHA
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Sun Chao, a crafstman from Kaiyuan, China, spent 4 months working on this project. The result is a fully-functional bicycle made from over 10,000 Popsicle sticks. Its inaugural ride lasted 20 minutes and easily supported his 200lb weight. He’s currently in talks with Guinness World Records about his creation.
His next project is a fully-functional automobile.
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Via: Oddity Central

I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Pato

They’re not grounded in any sort of solid science.
~NSHA
Submitted by: JAmBer

Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit.

So close Ralph, so close.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.
~NSHA
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Kho Jian, a metalworker from Louhe in Henan province, central China, is designing and building the craft using re-salvaged and converted oil tanks.
The ‘Noah’s Ark’ will come at a cost of £20,000, and will be fitted with a range of mod-cons including a kitchen and bathrooms. It will also use technology that is employed for space travel in order to keep it watertight – while also providing doors and windows.
‘He believes we are heading for a world flood and he wants his own ark to save himself and his family,’ said Kho, who aims to have the finished craft ready for delivery soon.
Via: Metro UK

Although much less prevalent, illegal border-crossings from Canada are much more entertaining.
~NSHA
Submitted by: master baiter

He was told the easiest kick stand replacement was some wood. Close enough.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Dave