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I Guess It’s a Discount Airline For a Reason

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - I Guess It's a Discount Airline For a Reason

A Ryanair flight from London to Latvia was recently caught fixing a windshield with duct tape before takeoff. Mid-flight, the pilot came on the intercom and announced that the flight would be turning back due to the “damage.”

“The tape was fastened around the edges of a windscreen in the cockpit, which had been put on by ground crew before take off, the Telegraph reports, which was being used as a precaution to secure a new window seal.

Anthony Neal, a passenger from of Kent, told The Sun: ‘We were kept in the dark, and were terrified. I could see guys taping in the windscreen with what looked like duct tape or gaffer tape. We were in the sky, then the pilot said due to damage on the windscreen, we were going to have to turn back.’

Former pilot John Guntrip said: “This could have been disastrous, the pilot could have been sucked out mid-air if the window had come off.” A spokesman for Ryanair — whose boss is Michael O’Leary — said: “We do not comment on routine technical issues. All Ryanair flights operate in accordance with approved safety standards.”

Ryanair crew fixes cockpit window with tape

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Hope

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Hope

For a better mechanic.

~NSHA

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Blind To Common Sense

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Blind To Common Sense

As interested as I am in understanding how and why they installed this, I must know… how does one lose an entire sliding door?

~NSHA

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Jack-O-Lighterns

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Jack-O-Lighterns

Windell over at Evil Mad Scientist recently shared his favorite Halloween decorations; mini jack-o-lanterns that use decorative lights as a source for glowiness. Seems like a great, easy way to spruce up those little pumpkins your mom/wife/husband/self carefully placed around the house.

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Lost His Leg In The Waxing of ’04

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Lost His Leg In The Waxing of '04

Employees must check if sink is still stable before returning to work.

~NSHA

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And Who Says Recycling Doesn’t Help?

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - And Who Says Recycling Doesn't Help?

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Well There’s Your Problem

Oct. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Well There's Your Problem

Your suspension doesn’t have enough duct tape on it. Also, your wheel fell off about 10 miles ago.

~NSHA

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Spooned and Screwed

Oct. 24, 2011

white trash repairs - Spooned and Screwed

When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

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Picture by: Share Kilpatrick

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Toilet Tinkerings

Oct. 24, 2011

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String Toilet Flusher

Any idea how many germs are on the normal flushers?

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Mad Science Monday: Non-Stick Signal

Oct. 24, 2011

white trash repairs - Mad Science Monday: Non-Stick Signal

He tried cooking. He tried photography. Unfortunately, he couldn’t learn how to do either of those without a proper wireless signal. Well, back to the internet.

~NSHA

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