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I’d Say It’s More Like Nine in Ten

Sep. 27, 2011

white trash repairs - I'd Say It's More Like 9 in Ten

If you have spent any time on this site, you well know that DIY attempts can go very, very wrong. But hey, at least we know only 40% of men are doomed to complete fixing failure.

The study of 2,000 men found most lack the ability to carry out tasks such as tiling walls, fitting a carpet or changing taps. Even unblocking a sink or toilet leaves 49 per cent completely stumped.
Chris Burke, of tradesmen recommendation service RatedPeople.com, said: ‘Those who assume most men can turn their hand to basic tasks such as drilling a few holes to fit a curtain rail are wrong.

It’s okay though, just remember even “professionals” who get paid to make repairs are sometimes in the same boat:

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Aftermarket Isn’t Always The Best Market

Sep. 27, 2011

white trash repairs - Aftermarket Isn't Always The Best Market

It’s also not always a market. Sometimes it’a a backyard. Where my now-destroyed rake was laying.

~NSHA

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Share The Air!

Sep. 27, 2011

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Efficiency: Cooling two rooms in the frat while drying your grandfather’s pants.

~NSHA

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This Toilet’s Not Running

Sep. 27, 2011

white trash repairs - This Toilet's Not Running

Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

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It’s So Cute When Teenagers Move Out

Sep. 27, 2011

white trash repairs - It's So Cute When Teenagers Move Out

His double brake to rollover received a 7.5 from the judges.

~NSHA

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Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

Sep. 26, 2011

white trash repairs - Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

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Mad Science Monday: Cruising In a Teenage Wasteland

Sep. 26, 2011

white trash repairs - Mad Science Monday: Cruising In a Teenage Wasteland

1 gallon of gass and 16 D batteries and you’re set!

~NSHA

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Caution: Men At Work

Sep. 26, 2011

Happy Monday, all. As we settle in to our cubicles, lecture halls and parents’ basements and begin to complain about the start of yet another week of timesheets, homework and unemployment, just remember: it could be worse.

white trash repairs - Caution: Men At Work

white trash repairs - Caution: Men At Work

white trash repairs - Caution: Men At Work

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Clearly Built Without a Slide Rule

Sep. 26, 2011

white trash repairs - Clearly Built Without a Slide Rule

If the height doesn’t get them, the proximity to the fence will.

~NSHA

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Side Mirror Has a Few Boo Boos

Sep. 26, 2011

white trash repairs - Side Mirror Has a Few Boo Boos

Caution: objects may be less obscured than they appear.

~NSHA

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