
Submitted by: venom.obscurus
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Wives, part of a daily balanced drive to get breakfast.
~NSHA

Destroying government property has never been so practical!
~NSHA
Submitted by: Leitha

4 out of 5 corpses can’t tell the difference!
~NSHA

Too bad what it does to your crotchal region will severely hurt your chances with the.
~NSHA
From the submitter: Seen at a Cleveland, Ohio area rib burnoff and bike show. It actually works! Made from a tractor, pipes, and other misc. parts.

“Stop watching so much TV”
“But Mom! I’m preparing myself for a potential disaster!”
~NSHA
Submitted by: xBenny78x

The emergency shut off switch is an acetylene torch.
~NSHA
Submitted by: master baiter

I REALLY hope those two doors are immediately connected; this hallway would be perfect for a Scooby Doo chase scene.
~NSHA
Submitted by: master baiter

Because that laptop behind you isn’t work showing off.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown