
Hearing you talk to your long-distance girlfriend for 4 hours every night makes him angry. And well, you know the rest. ~NSHA
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Hearing you talk to your long-distance girlfriend for 4 hours every night makes him angry. And well, you know the rest. ~NSHA
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It’s okay, those phonograph thingys can be complex. ~NSHA
Submitted by: Jonathan Hubbard
Oh Nazis, you so crazy. While the Germans, Soviets and Americans all had some pretty nutty ideas during wartime in the 20th century, the Nazis always seem to take the biggest slice of the crazy cake. During the Second War of the World, the Reich spent a fair amount of time and money research our canine friends in an attempt to turn them into more than just adorable companions.

And hello to ugly-as-sin, immobile ones! ~NSHA
Submitted by: Michael Sean

What’s that? Never? Well then, carry on. ~NSHA
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I now know exactly what to do when my belt pops at the buffet line. 4 slices of pizza, 3 napkins and 1 stolen fork. ~NSHA
Submitted by: Ramtin

More frustrating than this: raking your leaves with a pitchfork. ~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

The user found this in his apartment upon move-in. Gross….