Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?
Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Unknown

I was really hoping this was a vine from Mario. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Unknown

Hey, I’d like 512mb of RAM, a dual-core processor, extra fans and an SSD. Oh, and I want no GPU. And I mean no GPUs. You put a GPU on this thing and you’re in big trouble, okay?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

*Spoiler Alert* Everyone dies. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Isaac

It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Simon Wilde

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: dc

They charged $200 for installation and $700 for pizza. ~Not-So-Handy Andy