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The bigger the flashlight, the crazier the scientist. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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It survived the rapture, so I guess that counts for something. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And I wholeheartedly support this sort of thing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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