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Weathering The Storm

The floods in the South are pretty terrifying and homeowners are going to whatever lengths they can to protect their homes.

It’s great to see such amazing ingenuity and resilience in the face of destruction.

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  1. vanti says:

    Is it just me or does it look as if that levee might have cost more than the house? Maybe they should build houses on pontoons?

    • AeitZean says:

      if they didnt build it themselves then yeah i guess. darn thing looks huge. if they happened to have / rented a bulldozer i guess they could have made it themselves, but who knows!

    • Charlie Sheen says:

      Dude they just built it themselves the only cost was diesel we do our own s**t around here

      • John says:

        My only question is: wouldn’t have it been easier to put half the amount of earth needed for the levee UNDER the house, when it was built in the first time?

        • trollmanchu says:

          When you get enough money to build your own house, you do it that way.
          There are so many things to consider when building a house, and when you start tallying up the costs to build, you make shortcuts on things that may or may not be necessary.

          • John says:

            I’m a mechanical engineer licensed by the California BPE. I know exactly what it takes to build a house. It would, in fact be cheaper to built the house on a mound if you know you’re on a flood plain than to use three or four times the amount of earth to build a levee. And that particular house, I would venture, wouldn’t be that difficult to elevate and it would require much less earthmoving. Here’s a better idea, build the house on piling in the manner of those in Holland. That’s cheaper, still.

    • Hapqy says:

      That’s what I was thinking when I learned that the towns were in flood sacrifice plains: pontoons. A closed foundation, moorings that would allow them to rise without being dragged downstream, and extensible utility connections … the whole flood could come and go and life could continue in the house pretty much as normal.

      • exto says:

        The have houses like that in Holland. Sealed concrete “basements,” a set of steel anchor poles that the house can raise or lower around, and flex lines for all the utilities.

        I know someone that built a house in/on an old river barge for the same reason.

    • John says:

      Damn. I was just going to write “House: $58,000. Berm to protect house: $122,000.”

  2. Andy Lester says:

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t always work. Here are a few examples of when it works, and one sad one where it didn’t.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388660/Mississippi-River-flooding-Residents-build-homemade-dams-saves-houses.html

  3. Bob-H says:

    The one with the moat and the tractor pump will last longer, because it deals with the seepage under the levee. I don’t think the other two will hold for very long without lots of underground pumping.

    • byronius says:

      ARKANSAS THE NEW VENICE……..

      • byronius says:

        ALSO… um theys alotta clay down there in the soil… so really it dont matter much… ALSO after the water recedes the ppl in the top pic hav a gocart super-speedway allllll done

        • Bob-H says:

          I’ve seen some sandbag battles against floods, and the folks in the movie know the drill. Drop new sandbags at the weak points, and keep the pumps going. It’s a constant day and night battle, and with luck the river quits first and eventually recedes.

  4. creazil says:

    If I were living there, as soon as the water goes away, I’d make that thing permanent. Concrete levee all the way around my house!

  5. sstabeler says:

    um, shouldn’t these be under not-a-kludge? they aren’t exactly thrown together.

    And Bob-H, it’s possible the Levee is to hold back the majority of water and they are using the time to move their possessions upstairs. Certainly it will likely vastly reduce the possible damage

  6. Val says:

    Looks like the Red River flood of 1997…oh and every other year after that!

  7. El says:

    If you’re going to go to that much trouble, wouldn’t it be easier to jack up the house and put some dirt underneath it? It would be a much more permanent solution…

    • The Dizzie says:

      OMGAH YER A GENIUS except you’d literally need to build a box around the underground supports then a bottom to do that and i dont think thats a fast solution, plus if you actually had time to do such a thing (and the money, JEEEBS) you could just cut the house into pieces and move it to higher ground like when they move historical buildings.

  8. RWW says:

    Kudos to them for taking some personal responsibility.

    • Steve Austin says:

      “Personal responsibility”??? You sound like the kind of douche who thinks people whose plane crash should flap their arms instead of whining and dying and all…

      • Crystal says:

        Nah, he seems like the kind of person that doesn’t rely on the government to take care of him.

      • trollmanchu says:

        Yeah because the gov’t totally took the “personal responsibility” out of the equation with Katrina with all the help they sent right away.

    • lordofthegadflies says:

      ^You took the thought right out of my mind.

  9. squishy says:

    I’d be more inclined to use a jet ski to get around. I’d be afraid I’d chew into a fence or something with a regular boat motor.

    Come to think of it…I still don’t get why the companies that make jet skis don;t send out water rescue teams (or at least jet skis) at times like this as a way to give back and get some free publicity.

    • sivvus says:

      I think they were going around by the paths/roads that they knew from when it wasn’t flooded, hence the clearings in the trees etc.

    • Eddie says:

      Jet skis wouldn’t last long in muddy, debris-strewn floodwaters and wouldn’t give the kind of cargo capacity that the jon boats in the video have. You’d end up with a guy on a jet ski a mile from nowhere, with an engine clogged with who-knows-what and no way to get back. An outboard might choke out, but it’ll start back up if you clear the prop. Clearing the intakes on a jetski could take a lift and a mechanic.

  10. exto says:

    If I lived in an area like thisand had a damn good reason to stay there, I think I’d make the levee and seepage ditch a permanent addition. I’d also jack up the house to keep the lower levels dry. (depending on water table levels, they might not have a basement)

  11. squishy says:

    There are houses that typically sit on the edge of a river or lake and rise in a flood on mooring posts.

    No reason this wouldn’t work on dry land. And, your flood insurance should be much, much lower if you had one.

    In fact, in known flood zones, they should be required via home building regulations.

    • squishy says:

      My link to a blog showing the floating house concept is still awaiting moderation.

      Just Google “fivenonblondes floating houses” and its the top link.

      • Nerd6 says:

        i c wut u did thar

        • trollmanchu says:

          Why does everyone thing that the government needs to regulate everything? These people bought their property knowing full well it was in the flood plain, it was their investment their money their homes. All of these armchair builders want more parasitic bureaucrats to make more rules that drive up the cost of already expensive housing, and then they are going to want to come on the property inspect, then who knows!

  12. Unpro says:

    you know, in asia, they make houses on stilts. The ‘ground’ floor tend to be at least half a floor higher than the ground…

    • emccoyatlanta says:

      They do that along beaches here in the South too, mostly because of coastal erosion.

    • trollmanchu says:

      And most houses in the southeast US (if they don’t have a basement) sit on a “crawlspace” with about 2 feet or more of clearance,, so yes, effectively, stilts.

  13. ColdFixings says:

    I love it.

  14. BigD says:

    Stop building homes in the floodplain!

    • emccoyatlanta says:

      That’s not an option–there’s too many people on this planet.

    • st0815 says:

      There is really not a lot of land on the planet which is save from all kinds of natural disasters – earth quakes, vulcanos, tornados, hurricanes, forest fires, draught, sand storms… Add to that, the fact that resources (coal, metals, arable land, fish, rivers …) are not always in convenient places. On top of that there is the historical development, cities and infrastructure just happens to be where they were built.

      Moving an entire populated area has a similar cost to that area being lost due to a natural disaster, so that’s not such an attractive proposition anyway.

      • bob_super says:

        Note that most of the time, the older parts of cities don’t get affected nearly as much as the newer neighborhoods.
        It’s like some people learnt over the centuries about not being at the wrong place.

        oh, and I’ll second Prior Semblance just below

    • Prior Semblance says:

      Everything is a floodplain if the flood is big enough =p

  15. waldo says:

    When do the chariot races begin?

  16. erik says:

    What’s the fuzz all about? That some Americans finally started to think? The Dutch do this for centuries to protect their houses.

    • Kleanthes says:

      That is completely different, the Dutch build their houses below sea level… This is an area far above sea level that only floods once in a great while… and they also, still, have levies, exactly like the Dutch do. Levies can only be made so high and still be economical and still actually work, though.

      • K.. says:

        Also the army corps of engineers destroyed some levees to prevent large more densely populated areas from flooding.

        • trollmanchu says:

          Right, at the expense of the agricultural industry, they protected the cesspool, low income, welfare dependent, towns.
          It is not the army corps of engineers place too make such decisions.

  17. bob says:

    How about just not live in the flood plains and just use the land for farming in the rich soil.

    • Me says:

      Because people have to work the farm. When you’re working 14+ hour days regularly, having to drive 50+ miles to get to the farm isn’t practical or cost-effective. Also, it’s very hard to keep tabs on things from that distance.

      You could be the owner and do it, but you’re going to have to pay help anyway (at a minimum harvest, but almost certainly at other times), and they won’t be able to afford to live too far away.

      • trollmanchu says:

        ^this!!
        I am sick to death of armchair central planners!
        People are smart enough to take care of their own lives without basement virgins telling them what the best course of action is!

  18. ID10T says:

    And they said no man is an island.

  19. JeeBee says:

    I think I’d be keeping the levee once I’d built it. Obviously with some enhancements to get a roadway over for vehicles. Plant some trees to give it some stability and make it more attractive. Plus the earth I’d dug out would make a nice large swimming pool in the future… or a big nasty bog.

    • JeeBee says:

      Although you can see the levee in the first picture is already eroding, and they’re lucky the water on the outside isn’t too deep otherwise seepage would do them in. View from the porch might suck too! And no upstairs to move stuff to either!

  20. Kostas says:

    lol,the video with the boat pretty much reminds me of half life 2 xD

  21. Tots says:

    Good luck to them all! I hope as many people make it safely outta this situation as possible.

  22. Chuck says:

    If I were ever to live in a flood zone, I’d build my house on stilts.

  23. TheHeadlessSourceMan says:

    At 0:20 in the vid, that guy TOTALLY runs that stop sign. I’M CALLIN THE COPS!!!


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