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Boots Up in 30 Seconds or Less, Guaranteed

white trash repairs - Boots Up in 30 Seconds or Less, Guaranteed

Hey, I’d like 512mb of RAM, a dual-core processor, extra fans and an SSD. Oh, and I want no GPU. And I mean no GPUs. You put a GPU on this thing and you’re in big trouble, okay?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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  1. That’s one GRUBby pizza box… (sorry, couldn’t resist)

  2. Bruce Bergman says:

    “Pizza Box” Server, you’re doing it wrong… They didn’t mean a *real* pizza box.

    Oh, and No Anchovies, Please.

  3. Mike says:

    Linux box?

  4. Squeekers says:

    Strangely, that’s kind of … awesome.

  5. Sergio says:

    I love that it’s also in a Little Ceaser’s box, the cheapest of the take-out pizzas

  6. acw says:

    Linux box? Yup … Pizza box PC has the boot up Grub screen on it :)

  7. ferdinand says:

    Try explaining THAT to the TSA guy at the airport.

  8. Carlita says:

    I notice that there are franchise opprtunities available. I’m definintely interested….

  9. bob_super says:

    Soon to be launched nationwide, following the logic that most people are more attracted by pizza than by an apple.

  10. Bob-H says:

    This can be the biggest franchise opportunity since Gateway and the cow. A free 2 liter bottle of Pepsi with every laptop delivery.

  11. War_Monger says:

    O_O
    I always wanted to do this

  12. No, you don't! says:

    Opensource Book!
    WHAT! At least you’re free!

  13. Hawkeyeaz1 says:

    Been there, done that. Really.

    Wait, where is my pizza?

  14. Kurtis says:

    Benefits:

    It’s “green” because you’re recycling
    Simple way to hide your computer – what thief would look in a pizza box?

    Cons:

    Mom/roommate might throw it away. Oops.

  15. waldo says:

    Can it core an apple?

  16. Travis says:

    I’d like mine in the next 30 minutes or its free!

  17. MuleniuM says:

    TMNT are prototyping

  18. TomCatFort says:

    Linux has support for pizza. When will Windows do that?

  19. Marie says:

    Am I the only person who got the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie reference? God, I’m more of a dork than I thought.

  20. JosephineJoseph says:

    Imagine if someone came from 60 years ago and saw this?

  21. Jlensher says:

    Is it bad I want to do this to my laptop when it breaks?
    If only for the reactions of every around me.
    “Don’t mind me folks; I’m just working on my homework”
    “You’re homework is pizza?!?!”

  22. Robert says:

    …..oh my god hes a spy.


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