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Archive for October, 2010

Mad Science Monday: Compressor Conversion

Oct. 18, 2010

white trash repairs - Compressor Conversion

Submitted by: Unknown

Putting the exhaust directly below the handle may not have been your wisest choice. But who am to I judge a mad scientist? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Zeikzeil said, “Is it just me or is this really a level from The Incredible Machine?”

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Dual Wielding is Much Less Exciting In Real Life

Oct. 18, 2010

white trash repairs - Dual Wielding is Much Less Exciting In Real Life

Submitted by:

isnotfunny

But pretending the leaves are Covenant Grunts really helps the chores go by quickly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Gary470 said, “You have to be a level 80 yard worker to wield that weapon.”

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Too Much Powa, Cap’n!

Oct. 18, 2010

white trash repairs - Too Much Powa, Cap'n!

Submitted by: Unknown

Dr. Octopus, you would be a lot more discreet if you didn’t need 8 of EVERYTHING. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Update: Turns out that this was a drug-running boat used to make deliveries 3 times a week across the English Channel. It made its last run in 2004 when authorities found 300 kilos of cocaine on board.

Favorite Comment: Metalwolf said, “This almost makes a H1 hummer look green.”

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Hangover Simulator

Oct. 18, 2010

white trash repairs - Speaker Cone Upgrade

Submitted by: Unknown

Setting the station to anything other than smooth jazz will literally melt your face off. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Neil R said, “If I had a hangover and that thing started blaring at me in the morning, I could see it as more of a receptacle than an amplifier”

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Please Tell Me This is a Practical Joke

Oct. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - Please Tell Me This is a Practical Joke

Submitted by: Unknown

I think there’s an easier way to prevent people from breaking into your trunk. It’s called a lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Richard Head said, “If you’re going to do something, do it right. Use duct tape, gosh darn!”

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Needs More Wood

Oct. 17, 2010

Needs More Wood

Submitted by: Unknown

At least the termites were kind enough to replace what they ate. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: kamikazo said, “wood neaded my lord”

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Mr. Literal Fixes Again

Oct. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Mr. Literal Fixes Again

Submitted by: Unknown

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Pros: No Keys Needed. Cons: Pretty Much Everything Else.

Oct. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Pros: No Keys Needed. Cons: Pretty Much Everything.

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phxflurry

Nobody told him jumping into your truck Dukes of Hazzard style isn’t a necessity for living in the south. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: dweeb4.5 said, “not tall enough to ride the ride? I’ll show them”

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Not-A-Kludge: Earth, 4.5 Billion Years Old and Still Damp

Oct. 15, 2010

white trash repairs - Earth, 4.5 Billion Years Old and Still Damp

Source: mmarsupilami

I don’t think the UK is helping at all in the drying process. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Nelson said, “Pfft! If you cut the Earth in half and count the rings you can clearly see it is only 6000 years old!”

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Don’t Push the Button!

Oct. 15, 2010

white trash repairs - Of Course I Fixed My Brake Lights!

Submitted by: Don

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