Submitted by: Nery Mejicano
According to the submitter, this was taken mid-flight. I think we need to track down this airline and send them a box of aviators, stat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Pooterfish said, “Ground control, we’ve run into some blue tarps at 20,000 ft…”
Via English Russia
Moving to Europe guarantees your assorted pig meat will be cooked slightly quicker. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Me Fu said, “”Imminent explosions”? You do know that the British call sausages “bangers”, don’t you?”
Submitted by: Unknown
The old, “if I can’t have it no one can” approach doesn’t work too well when your ex has stacks of pallets laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Unknown
Do you ever get the feeling that you should find a better place to lock up your bicycle? This is one of those spots. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Unknown
In retrospect, sentencing taggers to do road work for their community service might not have been the best decision. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Paddy said, “Stay inside the lines or you won’t get your gruel today!”
Submitted by: Paul
Al Gore is not impressed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Karen Kelly said, “Well, the front is sporty, and the back is utilitarian…Does that make it a Sport Utility Vehicle?”
Submitted by: Unknown
‘Be Prepared’ is doubly true during the Zombie Apocalypse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: dotbit
I didn’t know if he found our recent head-on collision terrifying or hilarious until 30 similarly dressed gentlemen armed with rubber chickens got out of the back seat and chased me down the road. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: postl1terat1 said, “Rush hour is a hoot in the alternate universe where drivers have a sense of humor”
Via butterandguns
Caution, you will now be looking for things to drill just to try this out. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: bob_super said, “Bonus feature: If you don’t watch how hard you’re drilling, it will automatically signal when the area reaches Fahrenheit 451.”
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