Submitted by: Unknown
I have a feeling most of you Fixers are reclining against something similar as you read this. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: waldo said, “The kinks will be ironed out shortly.”
Submitted by: michael
I’ll see your cone and raise you a loudspeaker. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Sarge said,
“Need to get evicted from your apartment but don’t want to break anything? Want an angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks banging on your door intent on lynching you? Need to set off a fire alarm at a precise time every day? Oh man do we have a product* for you!
Come on down to Kludge Bob’s House Of Kludge and see our wide line of digital fire alarm clocks.
*Located at the corner of Epic Fail Avenue and Poorly Designed Lane. Some hearing loss may occur. See kludger for details. Not legal for sale in Ohio. All deaths are final. Not responsible for lost or stolen limbs.”
Submitted by: Unknown
Honestly, I think it’s an improvement. I don’t know what strange government decided their license plate should be black and white and only require four numbers, but I’m guessing they have a very small population. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Mohammad
Favorite Comment: Nitram said, “That is not safe for work!”
Submitted by: Unknown
Gnomes. Why do they have to make everything dirty? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: paulie
I think this was supposed to be a kludge involving an ATX power supply and a car stereo, but all I see is a fire hazard. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: GiveEmMel said, “It’s actually a bomb squad training final. You have exactly 10 seconds to figure out the right wire to cut. Good Luck!”
Submitted by: Mike A
Favorite Comment: MrBBQ said, “The first plan was to move the building 8 inches.”
Submitted by: Unknown
My love for the red sugary drinks is much, much greater than the love for my home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: bob_super said,
“Honey, I know that your home is your castle, but don’t forget the basics:
– Drawbridges go on the outside of the walls
– Drawbridges cross over moats
When you’re done with that we’ll review the window problem…”
Submitted by: tim
His friends tried to give him important advice about drinking and meeting women, but all he heard was was something about beer, goggles and one nightstand. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: starlord said, “This is why friends don’t let friends kludge drunk.”
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