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Favorite Comment: amanda said, “Eventually you get tired of parking lot gnomes denting your car doors. So you catch them, encase them in foam, and proudly attach your trophies to the side of your car.”
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I love my car just as much.
Now, there’s someone who’s car has been abused before.
This not not seem unwarranted to me.
I’m just wondering where they put all that stuff when they are driving to the next parking spot???
It’s not a bumper guard. The parking lot floods and those are floats.
If you have it, use it. Heh.
…aaaaaand, it’s a Camry.
Actually it’s a Corolla..
which means this is either Toyota’s solution to the stuck throttle problem, or someone got their hands on a LOT of C4 to solve it for them….
That made my day! ROFL!
Hmmm. I’m guessing this is actually a prank being played on the owner in the accounting department by the guys in shipping. I’m sure it got a great laugh out of everyone EXCEPT the owner who really wanted to get home quickly.
I tend to think that way myself. Something about it screams “Prank Day….”
I’m just wondering where I can getone for the next time I have to go to Walmart and park next to the shopping cart return.
Just get a tank and you’ll be fine ((:
Eventually you get tired of parking lot gnomes denting your car doors.
So you catch them, encase them in foam, and proudly attach your trophies to the side of your car.
hey, that’s only preparation for the upcoming zombie-attack! those boxes will keep the car safe while it smashes through those dead bodies!
How very kind of you to think of softening the blows to those poor zombie bodies.
Take that, evil shopping cart!
Maybe someone should tell him, that it’s just a Corolla…
Good way of ensuring you have your own parking space each and every day. End of day remove protective covering, stack it in the parking bay and use again next day. You protect your car and you’re near the exit/elevator.
It’s cheaper than insurance, and doesn’t mark the paintwork like tire fenders they use on boats.
It’s a protoype for some new safety features that NASCAR is looking into.
If you are that afraid of someone keying your car you are doing something wrong. Just sayin’.
Excellent. Apparently there seems to be som kind of universal law that if your car is older/cheaper than the one parked next to yours, it’s ok to use it as a door stop.
I know those boxes. They are for shipping salmon in! Hmm…I wonder where he put all that fish?? Each box holds (on average) 3-4 fish minus guts/insides plus ice, fish juice, and ice packs each box weighs about 40-50 pounds.
seems like a perfectly good idea to me, my mind is now thinking along the lines of an inflatable ring you can easily stow in the boot, which encircles your car and stops idiots (usually ignorant women with children in supermarket car parks) from parking too close to me and opening their doors onto my freshly detailed, de-swirled and corrected perfect paintwork *grr!*
I will usually park away from all the plebs, but nontheless there is always one idiot who, despite the entire car park to choose from, decides to come over to the empty area where my car is, and park 2 inches from it, then open their doors onto it.
I so want a perimiter alarm for christmas…