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Favorite Comment: aal said, “ingenuity beyond measure!”
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Submitted by: Patb
Favorite Comment: aal said, “ingenuity beyond measure!”

Submitted by: truespin
The shopping cart ladder prototype’s only flaw is its existence. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Surprisingly, it meets NHTSA standards. Not for safety, but for a complete lack thereof like all pre-1998 vehicles. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: JBD said, “I would like the airbag option with that car please.” “Paper or plastic?”

Submitted by: Unknown
Actually, forget the seatbelt. As long as you have your death wish you’ll be okay. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Don’t mind the holes in the back of your leather jacket, they just increase aerodynamics. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Unknown
General Electric was busy so we sent Private Fry instead. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: nycholas said, “I love the elegance of the design. Not only do all those wires do their primary purpose of whatever they’re doing, but they also hold the whole thing steady in an earthquake.”

Submitted by: BrunoTroniK
And I thought bottled water was only good for taking up space in landfills. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Unfortunately, climbing this will not lead to true love. Unless your true love is server crashes and unemployment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Asa Guy
Although the idea was conceived while drunk, one look in the rear-view immediately changed that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oregon Trail LARPING is the hottest new craze, although they haven’t consulted the players manual in some time. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Brandon Svec