Technically not a kludge, but so freaking awesome I just couldn’t resist. Combine this with a Proton Pack and you would have one hell of a Halloween Costume. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Archive for September, 2010
Laminar Water Jet
Sep. 10, 2010
Almost A Jacuzzi
Sep. 10, 2010
Submitted by: Bill
You can’t choose the flow strength, temperature or color of the water, but I promised my family a hot tub and I’m a man of my word. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Bob-H said, It’s actually a gentle flowing water feature, for a bathroom garden.”
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Hauly Davidson
Sep. 10, 2010
Submitted by: Bushar
I know a limo is the traditional classy ride to get to prom, but the ‘Open-Air Party Cycle’ just sounded too good to pass up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: rudraigh said, “Not a Harley so, not a Hauly Davidson. Obviously a Yamahaul.”
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Klassic Kludge: Rotary Swing
Sep. 10, 2010
Submitted by: CHICO
Although it technically runs on a renewable resource, the child-powered helicopter was quickly discontinued due to complaints by the majority of non-sociopaths. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: TimS said, “My helicopter never had a swing on it! – Lucky kids.”
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Historical Thursday: Creepy Artificial Limbs
Sep. 9, 2010
Despite being around for thousands of years, prosthetic limbs have only been really effective during the last two centuries. Before they had the ability to give hope to the hopeless and help those marred by disease and injury, these fake limbs were capable of little more than making the wearer look terrifying.
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Road Trip Trifecta
Sep. 9, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Neither the most effective nor cost efficient bug guard, it does score high in the unnecessary category. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Dave said, “No, Occifer, I don’t know why I couldn’t see that pedestrian crossing in front of me. He’s dead you say?”
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Did You Think This Road is for Driving?
Sep. 9, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
When speed bumps proved ineffective, the neighborhood association voted to take more drastic measures. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Who Needs a Fridge?
Sep. 9, 2010
Submitted by: Sgt Shay
Most families get excited about Thanksgiving leftovers. The Reeds, with their external refrigerator, get food poisoning. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Exit Emergency
Sep. 8, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
On the plus side, it’s a good enforcer of Stop, Drop and Roll. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Jag said, “Being impaled to death is a great way to avoid the pain of burning to death.”
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Take This To Your Grave
Sep. 8, 2010
Submitted by: Jason N.
After finding this, Mr. McDonald realized his kids were more than anxious to take over the family franchise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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