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We installed some pipes so your home would get fresh air. But we couldn’t figure out how to get them inside so we put in a window, too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Archive for September, 2010
Excuse Me, Your Window is in the Way
Sep. 17, 2010
Historical Thursday: Ancient Incendiary Weapons
Sep. 16, 2010
The weather in Seattle has been getting steadily grayer and wetter, leading my mind to think of all things warm and comforting. So naturally, I decided to write this Historical Thursday’s post about ancient flamethrowers. Enjoy!
Dude, ow.
The most infamous of severe blister-causing weapons, Greek Fire is one of the reasons the Byzantine Empire survived as long as it did. When Byzantium, then known as Constantinople, now known as Istanbul – ask They Might Be Giants for more details – became a target for their Muslim enemies, they needed an ace in the hole.
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Worst Commute Ever
Sep. 16, 2010
Such a hellish abomination can only come from Clarkson, May and Hammond Industries. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: orion said, “Don’t ever let transformers have unprotected sex.”
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Bellows 2.0
Sep. 16, 2010
Submitted by: Winky
Look Hank, I know you sell propane and propane accessories, but have you ever tried a bacon burger barbecued with computer fan assisted charcoal? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Philbert Nutt said, “Is this this a new carbon based CPU prototype? It sure runs hot!”
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A Stable Foundation
Sep. 16, 2010
Submitted by: Wagner Tamas
When trying to make their home feel more Zen, most people are content with a Koi pond. But every Zen master knows that unless you put your family in danger, you’re doing it wrong. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Chimney Fix
Sep. 15, 2010
Submitted by: Super James
When it was announced that the roof would be bulldozed to make way for a new strip mall, the fence posts and plywoods of the community came together for a good-old-fashioned chimney sitting. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Alleycat said, “Now available from Cheezburger Records, the soundtrack from Mary Poppins, the TIFI version is now on sale, including favorites like:
Kludge kludgeiny, Kludge kludgeiny, Kludge kludge karee
A kludge is as lucky as lucky can be
Kludge kludgeiny, Kludge kludgeiny, Kludge kludge karoo
Good luck will rub off when I kludge chimneys with you
And
Kludge in time, kludge in time,
Kludge in time, kludge in time,
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Kludge in time, just kludge in time!
But wait! There’s more!!
It’s a jolly kludgin’ day with Mary
Mary makes your kludge so light!
Even when your kludge is ordinary
Mary makes your kludge shine bright!”
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Man Created Time, Man Controls Time
Sep. 15, 2010
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The reason why the time machine hasn’t been invented yet is because it’s way, way less complex than anyone thought. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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I Knew I Should Have Taken Band
Sep. 15, 2010
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He’s wasted off of his brass. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: InnocentBystander said, “Drinking makes him horny!”
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Naturalism or Minimalism?
Sep. 15, 2010
Submitted by: Jack
Fun Fact: The only vehicles Druids are allowed to operate are hand-me-down beach cruisers. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Lousy HMO
Sep. 14, 2010
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Sign #17 that your kids stuck you in a cheap retirement home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Edit: Turns out this is the creation of a non-profit called Free Wheelchair Mission, who distribute them to the less fortunate in developing nations. It’s great to see kludges making the world a better place!
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