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Rouge Rogue Squadron, Stay On Target!

Aug. 12, 2010

white trash repairs - ...t Shake Them AAAAAAAGH!!! *static*

Submitted by: Make

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Porkins? Biggs? Who is this? – Frankie Fix-It

Update: Yes, typing before coffee is always a bad idea… I am sorry.

Favorite Comment: Dev Null said “Answer to this question – Porkins? Biggs? Who is this? – Frankie Fix-It
Stripes on the wings mark it as either Red 5 or Red 10. Red 5 is Skywalker, 10 is some nobody called Theron Nett according to Wookieepedia. So I’d go with ‘Use the Postage, Luke.’”

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When you Hit a Tree, Best to use it for Car Repair

Aug. 12, 2010

white trash repairs - When You Hit A Tree, Best To Use It For Car Repair

Submitted by: Nicolas

You can always put your spare parts in the trunk. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comments: Tio said, “What hood?” to which Dirk replied, “Robin.”

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Washing Machine Drum Grill

Aug. 12, 2010

white trash repairs - Washing Machine Drum Grill

Submitted by: Jonas

Providing a clean and an environmentally responsible way to grill. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Sarcastoid says, “Maytag this for future reference!”

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Vegans May Say, “Screw Eating Meat…”

Aug. 11, 2010

Submitted by: skadu skitai

But others say, “screw heating meat.” – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Sarge say, “That pig is totally screwed, man.”

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Who Needs Jackstands?

Aug. 11, 2010

Who Needs Jackstands?

Submitted by: KF

When you have rope and a strong roof? – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: jeeves says, “Looks like a a wonderful alternate universe where instead of driving cars or flying Zeppelins, people just trebuchet everywhere.”

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This Mobile Toilet is a Little Trashy

Aug. 11, 2010

white trash repairs - Broken Toilet?  No Problem.

Submitted by: Joseph

But if it can Stand the wraith wrath of Taco Tuesday it isn’t garbage. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Blackmoore says, “With that kind of stench I would assume it would deter the presence of wraiths.”

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Poling Around

Aug. 11, 2010

white trash repairs - Poling Around

Submitted by: Unknown

This table is hungry, very hungry. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: E says, “The table is Hungary, very Hungary … it’s attacking the Poles.”

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Flat Screen TV With Some Extras

Aug. 10, 2010

white trash repairs - Flat Screen TV With Some Extras

Submitted by: Unknown

Not only a theft deterrent, but also a potential canvas for all when you’re tired of watching “Hooper.” – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Jag says, “Ninja TV has killed your flatscreen, and is waiting for you to fall asleep.”

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SERIOUSLY!? You Used my Best Chair for This?

Aug. 10, 2010

white trash repairs - SERIOUSLY!?

Submitted by: Unknown

That better not be a Huffy. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Sihaya says, “Seriously?! It’s August. I’ll use your favorite Grandma to hold up the air conditioning if I have to.”

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Color Coded Faucet Handles

Aug. 10, 2010

white trash repairs - Color Coded Faucet Handles

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ztiger93

Easily a win, IMHO. – Frankie Fix- It

Favorite Comment: splatman says, “Need water? Grab a pen and write H2O.”

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