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Archive for August, 2010

Pirate Office Chair

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - Pirate Office Chair

Submitted by: Zoot

Probably has the scoop on all the great torrent sites. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Dyslexic Dragon said, “Shiver me timbers! Dis seat be lackin’. Me be hopin dis chair at leas’ be ‘aving a good ARRRRRmrest.”

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I Spy a Something that Resembles a Cigar Box Guitar

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - I Spy a Something that Resembles a Cigar Box Guitar



Does anyone understand Dutch? Not the Ed O’Neil movie, the language, I’m curious to know what he’s talking about. – Frankie Fix-It

Update: Thanks for all your answers.


(Source: Boing Boing)

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They Provide Ample Padding

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - They Provide Ample Padding

Submitted by: Unknown



Not only that, but you too can build them! Just follow these simple instructions, and *voila* sweet slippers! – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: SavageParrot said, “Hmmn footware designed to absorb blood. A bit serial killerish don’t you think?”

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Muscles are Motors Too

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - Muscles are Motors too

Submitted by: Unknown

Motors that can be fed delicious nachos. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Ess said, “I always thought Jaguar was onto something when they put this on one of their old cars. Of course back then, it was called a ‘feature.’”

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When the Coffee Table is too Far Away…

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - When the Coffee Table is too Far Away...

Submitted by: Unknown

Jarring as it may be to a slave to laziness. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Sihaya said, “Never program one remote when you can kludge at least three together.”

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Acme Shock Absorber Repair Kit

Aug. 17, 2010

white trash repairs - Acme Shock Absorber Repair Kit

Submitted by: kurton

Not pictured: Wile E. Coyote getting more zip ties to catch that Roadrunner. – Frankie Fix-It

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That’s The Last Time I Fool Around With The Time Space Continuum

Aug. 16, 2010

Submitted by: master baiter

At least it is better than when the house was made of doors that were made of windows. – Frankie Fix-It

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Broken Window? Put a Wall Behind It

Aug. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Broken Window? Put a Wall Behind It

Submitted by: master baiter

Problem solved. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: splatman said, “Did anyone just see Basement Cat twice in a row?”

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This Passenger is Way Cool

Aug. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Cool Door

Submitted by: Unknown

Probably Jack Frost-level cool we’re talking about. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Jag said, “You misunderstand. This is actually a semi-aquatic species of minivan. What you see here is what happens to its gills when it leaves the water for an extended period of time.”

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Ballsy Monitor Stand

Aug. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Ballsy Monitor Stand

Submitted by: Pros

It’s not afraid of anybody in this club. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Temprance said, “Looks like the diet is working for snapple. Before the diet it wouldn’t have needed the tennis ball.”

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