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Favorite Comments: Alleycat said, “He should have used a Bic pen, for it is mightier than that sword.”
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mr wallace, your engine has sword marks all over it. why are you using a claymore to support your hood?
Yes officer, the sword in my trunk really is for holding up my hood…
Ah vintage Ford Excalibur.
Excalibur?
“MY LEGEND BEGAN IN THE 12TH CENTURY!”
(ﺧ益ﺨ)
BAKA
Excalibur, is that you?
Wait…how can a fictional sword know how to use a computer?
That’s a VW.
A VW?
If you take a closer look the logo is oval shaped.
Looking at the grill it seems an 5th gen euro Escort.
….faints due to sight of a sword being abused…
*directs anger toward who ever neutered the sword*
To my eye (without a high-res picture to get a closer look), it’s either a worthless replica or a worthless and worn-out dress-sword. The thing has probably never been anything but a blunt decoration.
No tragedy here.
If you look closely they’ve welded a sleeve on to the end of the sword so it can be the hood stand. Before it was a perfectly servicable sword worth at least $50 – $100 at any secondhand shop, either as a prop or wall decoration and while not worth crazy ammounts of money was still worth something. Now it has no value except for whatever twisted joy the owner of this car gets from having a ruined sword precariously hold up the hood of their car when a simple rod would do the job better because the hood has a build in spot for a rod to lock in to place.
seriously, who likes swords that much?
You’d be surprised.
Man, this is local knight group car. I saw it live, whole rear was filled with swords, axes, shields, armor pieces and archery equipment. Cheap-ass old training sword replica, that was previously worth 5$, suits this car very well. Do not cry over a piece of junk. Knights laugh over this.
For one, we don’t know that it isn’t a cheezy twenty-dollar flea-market knock off.
For another, isn’t that twisted joy enough of a reason to do something?
Nope. Enlarging that to even ludicrous levels shows no increase in width. The end of the sword is simply “discolored,” that’s all.
This is a 14/15 century replica of long sword [it's a bit shorter but heavier than a regular long swords from 15c Europe]. Made by blacksmith from town called Kostrzyn in Poland. I can assure you all that this piece od non-modern technology is made for heavy fight
For men, that wimpy stick that holds up the hood just isn’t macho enough.
I hear ya… my wimpy (plastic) stick broke off and dropped the hood on my hand a while back. I use a cinder-block now.
Did Buick redesign the LaSabre?
“They may take our tyres… but they’ll never take.. OUR ENGINES!!!”
knight rider xD
…..wait for it…….wait for it…….
cutting edge technology
I shall find the problem, by Crom!
It SWORD’ve works
Well, I guess keeping your sword under the hood fulfills the “more than three motions” rule defense against a concealed weapons violation… though I can imagine the traffic stop.
“May I see your registration please?”
“Before I open the glove compartment, officer, I should inform you that I have a morningstar secured there in a locked box.”
“All right, son. Anything else?”
“A partially disassembled trebuchet in the trunk, sir, and a…”
“Do I really want to know about any of this, son?”
“Well, not likely, sir, but I had an awful time at the Canadian border when I forgot to mention the…”
“Tail light fixed before I see you on this road again, son.”
“Yes sir. Thank you, sir.”
“Drive carefully.”
*giggle* Hey John, John *muffled laugh* Watch this. I’m going to make a AAA guy piss himself
He so who pulleth out this sword from this alternator and carburetor shall be crowned CEO, born of GM.
And GM shall move their corporate headquarters from the Renaissance Center in downtown Detroit to the Renaissance Faire at the Michigan State Fairgrounds.
He who pulls the sword from the sedan shall earn a free transmission fluid for life!
–Sir, do you have any weapons in the car?
–I have a sword under the hood.
–Sir, that’s not appropriate.
lol
Victory. You got it
Wonder what he would have used if it was a Chevy Baretta.
Needs Tarp of Invisibility next SCA event
…and I also use it to check the oil and transmission fluid levels.
I deliberately removed the prop rod for the hood and use this as a way of deterring carjackers.
didn’t William Wallace plan to ‘drive’ loads of people from Scotland ? seems like using this replica sword in such a manner is a reasonable nod to historical events …
with 100 horse power and CUTTING edge technology, our cars really TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION and SLASH gas prices
There can be only one………uh…..prop rod
He should have used a Bic pen, for it is mightier than that sword.
Naw. Once the pen took over the Mighty Department, the sword got laid-off and had to find a new job.
swords are handy things to have on the way back from an event our car over heated so we used a sword made of rattan to hold the hood up.
After Jim stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons, he had to find other uses for his role-playing equipment.
There can be only one…alternator.
- I’m Arthur, King of Britain.
- And what is your quest?
- My quest is for the Holly Carburator!
Mechanical problems on the way to the Renaissance fair
Make that exCARlibur
I assume that the car is a Mitsubishi Lancer?
your screwed if that sword slips
Now that’s just tragic. I want to take that sword home and clean it up…
accordng to the emblem on the door, the IRS isn’t screwing around anymore