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Spoon the Handle

white trash repairs - Spoon the Handle

Submitted by: DanielLewisRandall

Very spoon the handle will be mine. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: DIY King, “Somewhere, a dish is crying, all alone.”

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  1. FailTownBurger says:

    Wow , For a rednecks they sure are creative…

  2. Wabbitkiller says:

    SPOOOON!!!

  3. DIY King says:

    Somewhere, a dish is crying, all alone.

  4. Stevie says:

    Kludge it may be, but one day, when your hand is tingling with neuralgia or perhaps your arthritis is playing merry hell so you can’t get a ketchup bottle open you’ll think back on this in a new light.

    Cruise down to your local hardware supplier and see what the manufacturers offer for the person with little strength in their hands who still needs to water the lawn.

    • MaryAnn47 says:

      I’m with ya’…..can’t even twist off an adult beverage cap any more…lol…and THAT’S a problem….

    • shubble says:

      And your hands will be sore and likely bloody if you manage to get the hose hooked up to that shorty faucet with too little space between the siding and the thread and between the thread and the handle…Goodbye knuckles…

  5. Gangreless says:

    Damn.. that’s clever as hell. And it’s looks decorative, too, what with the curly end and all.

  6. landminecat says:

    You guys all need to realise the truth.

    There is no spoon.

  7. Nana says:

    I think it’s lovely, and much easier to turn that those cranky faucet wheels.

    • chubchub says:

      I agree — it looks rather nice, although it would be even nicer if the old knob could be lost or at least better hidden.

  8. Sarcastoid says:

    Fail! Should be to the right when the faucet is off so it’s not in the way when filling a container. And why is the original handle still there behind it?

    • Gangreless says:

      While I agree with you, for all we know, this photo was reversed before it was uploaded.

      [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/sw7k86.jpg[/IMG]

      Better?

      http://i37.tinypic.com/sw7k86.jpg

    • bob_super says:

      Congrats, you confused me. We care about left vs right because?

      • Gangreless says:

        Because you have to turn the handle to the left (counterclockwise) to turn on the water. The way it’s picture, the handle would come down and possibly get caught on a bucket or what have you if if was too close to the faucet. When I flipped it, having the handle on the right, when you turned the water on, the handle would go up, keeping it out of the way of any buckets and the water.

        • bob_super says:

          that’s if a quarter turn is the way to go, which doesn’t seem to match the original handle behind the spoon. I’ve got similar garden faucets that require at least 3 turns if you want a decent flow.

      • Alleycat says:

        It matters because we don’t want no stinkin’ Liberal spoons!

  9. James says:

    i dunno..it’s rather lovely

  10. McWrath says:

    This is forking awesome!

  11. ¡Great Scott! says:

    When the Dish finally broke up with him, the Spoon knew he was screwed.

  12. Blackmoore says:

    Cripes. that spoon runs about $20 at the local Renfaire!

  13. DeadBob says:

    Why is the original handle still there because you need to weld the spoon to something, and grandma can’t turn the old knob any longer.

    That’s why ADA-compliant buildings have french door handles.

  14. ICanHazCat says:

    At least they’re not forking around.

  15. Archangel says:

    Spooner or later I’ll get the faucet to work again!

  16. Benny says:

    I’ve never been a fan of public spooning. It’s only a small step above public breast feeding, with less chance of seeing boobie.

  17. Michele says:

    We have that silverware set! They are from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. They are rather nice spoons, quite durable.

  18. Dan says:

    Ok, so the extension is a great idea… but surely we can come up with better household items to attach to the spigot. Ideas?

  19. Bingoradar says:

    Creativity.

  20. leif says:

    ahhh! practical a-n-d elegant!

  21. Maria says:

    I use to have the same spoon :D

  22. Canis says:

    I have a set of spoons like that! Curly end and all

  23. Foxsong says:

    Good Ceiling Cat. I HAS THAT FLATWARE. =8-o

  24. Shane says:

    Using the spoon as a lever?

  25. Thanks for all of the comments!

    Here is some background:

    The spoon is an expensive hand-crafted one (according to the wife); but it got brake fluid on it and I wanted to keep it from ending up in the kitchen.
    The knob is still affecting the spin of the valve (held against the stripped knurling tighter by the spoon); the oval shape of the spoon mathches with the oval knob.
    The handle is now hanging down when the water is off.

    Cheers!

    – Daniel


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