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Not only that, but you too can build them! Just follow these simple instructions, and *voila* sweet slippers! – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: SavageParrot said, “Hmmn footware designed to absorb blood. A bit serial killerish don’t you think?”
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Also double as great sweat absorbers for those long runs. Just replace with your casual pair of socks and viola!
Viola? Do you mean the musical instrument, the name or reference to a color?
Just when I was wondering what to get all my friends for Christmas
Ha haa haaa!!! Christmas presents
These come in handy after you’ve stepped on a Lego and your feet are bleeding.
To wear once a month!
For lightly, medium and heavy sweaty feet. And also, get our minis for your kids!
Protip: Trim your nasty toenails before posting online.
They aren’t nasty, she’s had a pedicure with glitter nail polish.
oddly enough they look better without the trailer park decorations
..and so do the slippers!
I’ll keep a pair handy for the next time I spill something.
are they available in red?
Flo found a clever way to steal sanitary towels from her Aunt.
For the next arts and crafts week at Panty Camp Ruby planned to create a tampon necklace.
For the next arts and crafts week at Panty Camp, Ruby planned to create a tampon necklace.
eeeewwww god i hope those are fresh and not used… I’d say talk about po’ mans shoes but she must have money if she can afford those huge ass decorations. Maybe ghetto nurse?
I didn’t realise what it was at first. My reaction when it dawned was “Oh, no. No, no, no! No, no, no, no, NO!”
You mean like the guy in “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, when he saw all of her personal hygiene items in the bathroom cabinet?
Great for cleaning up those small spills, too.
This is what Ralphie got from his aunt the year after she gave him the pink bunny pajamas.
It’s the “recycling” in the list of keywords that bothers me.
This.
The idea is clever, though, in a faintly disturbing way….
Aw geez. For what you spend on materials, you can buy a few pairs of slippers that’ll be more durable and not cause your family to seek a 5150 order on your ass.
Hmmn footware designed to absorb blood. A bit serial killerish don’t you think?
Coming next on the trailer-home shopping network – Tampon toe separators.
A few months ago, one big national discount chain store near me had an end cap sign that said “Itchy eyes & runny nose? Ask us.” But; Right below it was ALL tampons! Aha! Insert them tampons into your nose seems to be the suggestion from that display…
Or, a rather bad choice of what to display below that sign!
Guys, this is the perfect revenge against your significant other!
Aha– Menopause slippers! Also good for polishing wood floors.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll go barefoot!
Of course you need shoes that absorb blood when your toenails are so freakishly long, you are bound to hurt someone else, if not yourself…
nice feet
Step 4: add extra absorbent in case you are walking through a swamp.
lol?
Turn them around and start dusting your floor. You can clean your
house AND be comfortable!
Have spares handy. Every time your kid spills something on the floor,
just slip these on and clean up!
I’ts not what you think. They’re the new Floor Cleaning Slipper from Swiffer(tm).
Except the bit that goes on the floor would be the bit with the adhesive, therefore sticking you to the floor with every step.
If only OJ had known about these…
I’m pretty sure Martha Stewart made these in prison for her cellmate. Women prisoners are provided pads, I think. Sounds like a joke, but I saw her on daytime tv right after her release, and she explained that she made slippers out of Kotex. (That’s an old boomer era name for them.)
“Old boomer era name”? Dude they still sell them under the same name. *facepalm*
Hubby said: “Get those bloody slippers off, will ya!?”
leave it to the japanese…
AHAHAHAAH
just in case you shiv someone with your jail house toenails….seriously gel toes or not cut them they are disgusting….
And you thought only red bull gives you wings
Dependable slippers! You use them to clean the threads off the floor when you’re finished sewing.