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They said it was a dead zone. They said I was mad. WHO IS MAD NOW?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! – Ms. Fix-It
If you’ve seen or created mad science, please email it to me at thereifixedit@gmail.com.
Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “The Dish fell off the roof and is near death? We can fix it – we have the technology. — The Bionic Dish.”
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Everyone knows the most exclusive construction clubs won’t let you in with a farmer’s tan. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer vinonoir says, “This inventive design allowed Bob the Builder to skip climbing down ladders as he now can fly from the roof to the ground.”
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On the up side, it wasn’t the right pipe anyway. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “A fire hydrant kludge like this almost killed my poodle. By the time he got done leaving his mark up and down all over the entire thing he nearly died of dehydration. Now every time we walk past it I ask him, ‘What are you going to do now…Pierre?’”
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Maybe if you added more leather? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “This innovative little number gives the illusion of traveling seventy miles per hour while providing the safety of much safer slower speeds.”
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I hate having to tell inanimate objects their babies are cute when sometimes, it just isn’t true. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Spay and neuter your toolkit today.”
It is your fault for believing her. – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.”
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In other areas of the ecosystem, chairs find shade where they can. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “In the cool of the morning, and fresh from their spring seat-cushion molting, herds of North American Patio Chair (Deckus Plantassus) gather at the local watering hole for a quick drink, watchful and wary for the slightest signs of a predator.”
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The Central Air will now attempt to break a record THREE cinder blocks with his head. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarcastoid says, “I think we’re all looking at this backwards. The whole setup is to keep the stool from running away!”
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At least they aren’t trying to have more fun than a barrel of monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It
UPDATE: Kludge courtesy of Red Green
Favorite Comment: Fixer Hubba says, “This is actually from a lesser known episode of A-Team. They had to deal with this horde of genetically modified killer apples, an this is what murdoch came up with for the final fight.”
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Why no officer. I was certain that weather balloon was a sign of imminent alien invasion and took the necessary post-apocalypse precautions. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “For your safety, please always exit on the curb side.”
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