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Well this is better than the awkward squat and hold the door with one hand method I’ve been using. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Phoenix says, “This is Riddick’s stall. You better find another one…”
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All it takes is a complete disregard for safety and lack of self-preservation and this level of ingenuity can be yours! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Agujero says, “A strict follower of the “Saints of the Ladder Days Church”.
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “This is probably pretty valuable considering it has a hand-tooled deck.”
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Safety cone is pretty sure this isn’t in his job description. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.”
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Nothing to say here. Just epic kludging. Carry on. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer keshet says what must be said, “More cowbell!”
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No seriously, what? Every now and then (re: ALL THE TIME) I get submissions that make me wonder if I should start a Mad Scientist Monday post. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Grantski joins the ranks of Kludging Lyricists with,
“This was a failure!
I’m making a note here:
“Lots of pain”
It’s hard to overstate
My Agony.”
See the rest after the jump! And check the comments for Fixer AlixeTir and Fixer Captain Video’s versions!
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On the plus side, his hangover has a great “Oontz oontz oontz,” beat. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Someone drew a pretty poor hand.”
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Okay, is there some contest unknown to myself where you guys are trying to find the smallest, most bizarrely planned out bathroom? Because if so, you guys win… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anodean knows their Discworld, “I’m more worried about what happens if you press that big green button on the right. I’d definitely go back out, check for a “B. S. Johnson” plaque, and reconsider my options.”
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Someone failed to read the popcorn popping instructions. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarge says, “Pressed for time? Feeling the time crunch? Now, with the WokGrip (from BLAMO!) you can cook your dinner FAST! Buy one today, and for a limited time, and we’ll throw in a free serving of scrambled eggs*
*May contain popcorn.”
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…You don’t even know proper safety protocol. Get away from there. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “This is the tree eating chair stalking it’s prey. It can stand still for hours waiting to strike at just the right opportune moment. See how seamlessly it blends in with it’s surrounding environment.”
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