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White Trash Repair - Modular Bed-Frame/Storage Unit

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Part-Ikea, Part-milk beer-crate, all comfort inducing. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Grouchy Ole Broad says, “Nice to see some parents sent a child out into the world crate trained…”

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  1. AO says:

    Beer crates would be better.

  2. -jha- says:

    beware of the rattle and other noises during certain in-bed activities.

    • Truth says:

      I’m pretty sure the bed is an advertisement that no “certain in-bed activities” are taking place in this particular bed. At least those that include a second person.

  3. KöPi-Hasser says:

    Those are mostly beer crates, I see at least two König-Pilsener crates.

    Goold old German Kiste Bier, good for so many things!

  4. Beeeeer says:

    These are beer crates !

    They say: König-Pilsener – and thats german beer :D

  5. Krugmanic Depressive says:

    Ah, the Ikea däridreemr.

  6. harucit says:

    I had the same bed in my first apartment

    • JB says:

      Me too! I also had an entertainment unit, plenty of shelving, plus a closet built out of milk crates, zip ties, and a broom handle. 75 milk crates in a bachelor apartment = fully functional student furniture, cheaper than Ikea, and more original.

  7. Scorpion451 says:

    At first those looked like Nuka-Cola crates, but I guess this wastelander has gone with a store-brand soda’s crates. One shoud take more pride in one’s post-apocolyptic scavving.

  8. Chaotec says:

    Those ARE beer crates. König Pilsener is german beer!

  9. Required name says:

    Those are german beer crates.

  10. dherik says:

    I’ve had several milk crate box springs. Nothing like broke ass college scavenging.

  11. Errick says:

    Man, this makes me wish I has pictures of the milk crate bookshelves we had as a kid.

  12. crackers says:

    I had one of those! I was 13 years old. But I put the crates sideways to be able to store stuff in them.

  13. josh says:

    my cousin has a cardboard bed…… just to let you know a better fail

  14. Lemmi says:

    That’s what beer crates look like in Germany.

  15. Isha says:

    Well hell, they are most definitely doing it wrong. You put the crates sideways so then you can use the insides as storage. Pft.

  16. Bob-H says:

    Ahh, college life. I still have a couple of plastic milk crate book cases.

  17. Testing says:

    Those crates are “König Pilsener” beer crates, not milk crates.

  18. bob_super says:

    I am sorry, aren’t those beer crates? Could someone else chime in to confirm?

  19. bob_super says:

    Thanks for trying.
    Yes I said that as a kid I wanted a waterbed.
    Yes I said I had to hide beer under my bed when I wasn’t supposed to be drinking.
    No, you didn’t have to combine these for my birthday to make me feel young again… But I appreciate the thought.

    • splatman says:

      You’re talking about a waterbed supported by beer crates, right? Where did the beer go? Filling up the waterbed? Then it would be a beerbed.

  20. waldo says:

    Schalten Sie sie seitlich für die Lagerung PBR ist eine bessere brauen.

  21. robert ot says:

    esos son cajas de cervesa aleman konig. combobreaker?

  22. Tessa says:

    Now THAT is serious BYB. You know, “Bring you own beer or else you can’t sleep over”.

  23. Tessa says:

    - Honey, our bed is broken beyond what any phonebook could help. What are we going to do?
    - Don’t worry baby. We’ll drink.
    - But dear, I’m saying we have no more bed and you talk about drinking again!
    - Trust me on this one, sweetheart. Just trust me.

  24. Oddball says:

    This is kind of awesome and I kind of want one. I’d want the crates to all be identical, though.

  25. Grouchy Ole Broad says:

    Nice to see some parents sent a child out into the world crate trained…

  26. Hurga says:

    Huh. Comments seem to appear a bit late? I’m sure there wasn’t any other comment stating these are beer crates when I made mine, but now there are several with a time stamp way earlier than mine. Telling from the multitude of similar comments, that was the same for the other commenters. – ThereIFixedIt, fix your comments!

  27. ThatGuy says:

    This must clearly be the guest bed! Of course, it’s only really the guest bed if you don’t like guests…Uncomfortable, and shows them you are a heavy drinker! HAH, see if you’ll be stuck with your mother-in-law ever again!

  28. EllaCowin says:

    My bed frame is made of milk crates, cinder blocks, and plywood. On top of that, is what is left of a waterbed platform frame and headboard. When the bed’s made up all nice and neat, you can’t tell that it is cludged together. It is also the sturdiest bed I’ve ever slept on.

  29. Baconsandwichon says:

    Four crates would do right – overkill bro!!!

  30. Gummibear says:

    Got Milk (crates)?

  31. bubbaralph says:

    I’ve heard of an egg crate mattress cushion but never a milk crate box spring

  32. Gnome Garten says:

    Sadly, I actually built one of these 20 years ago. It is now lost to the mists of time.

    29 Milk crates and a queen sized futon. I also had the one on the edges turned sideways to provide storage.

    It was great, but the crates tended to separate, and it screwed up my back after a while.

    Also, sadly, no pics.

  33. Richard says:

    He stole my idea. I’ve been sleeping on milk crates for 5 years now.

  34. Chad says:

    Red Green made one of those in an episode of the Red Green Show

  35. pmcatnip says:

    One of my friends had a milk crate bed in the dorm. Worked great!

  36. Thatonekid92 says:

    This makes me really want a beerbed to replace my waterbed. I’m thirsty…


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