Forking Cool Belt
Submitted by: Chris M via Submit a Kludge!
Aside from being a great example of recycling, the fork looks like it is throwing up the horns to salute the dark lords of heavy metal. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: flanagle says, “Forking waisted!”
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He’d better be careful sitting down so he doesn’t fork himself.
try getting on a commercial airliner wearing that.
Nah, the TSA’s only concerned with A) actual designed-for-the-purpose weapons and B) things that couldn’t POSSIBLY be dangerous.
I think it’s tine for a new belt buckle.
due to the bending i keep thinking “theres a weak ‘metal’ pun in there somewere”
Well, at least when he punctures one of his testicles, his pants will stay up.
Love it!
If it’s a choice between wearing a fork and showing the world my underalls, I’m going for the fork.
Sadly for the rest of us, you’re no in the majority.
I’m pretty sure the cops started the baggy pants fashion to catch idiots easier when they can’t run away.
Do not try and bend the spoon, er, fork. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
There is no spork.
Dork lords, dark lords, same s**t
Metal Belt! \m/
Forking waisted!
I didn’t know Uri Geller designs clothing.
Grandma is really going to be pissed when she realizes why one of her forks is missing. You’d better bring one back soon, and I sure hope for you it will be nice a straight.
And in one fell swoop, Frankie took care of both the cause and effect of a rapidly increasing waistline.
Is it just me, or does this just forkin’ rock? I didn’t know stainless steel was dense enough to be considered Heavy Metal.
I thought Lady Gaga was the only one forkin’ out new styles…
Hey, I know this guy’s girlfriend. She’s easy to recognize: she has a forked-shaped marking on her forehead…
Don’t worry for her, it’s just temporary. It will fade away after they get married.
Cha ching
I believe I saw Randall “Pink” Floyd using that exact belt buckle as a roach clip.
I wonder what he would do with a knife, or even better a spork!
RIP Ronnie James Dio
I can’t decide if this is going to be the next trend in metal fashion, or get him laughed out of Ozzfest.
That belt rocks!
\,,/
Metal Only
I suddenly want to do this O.O
What happens if he trips? 0.0
Honey, why are we missing a fork?
He really could give a fork less!
That’s forking cool ^^
The Last Forkbender.
This is fantastic… there has been a running fork joke on my brother for years! I am making him one for Christmas!!! I absolutely forkin love it!