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Shutters Do Not Offer The Same Anti-Zombie Protection As Doors

white trash repairs - Shutters Do Not Offer The Same Anti-Zombie Protection As Doors

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Finally a way to provide practical protection from those nutty zombies. Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: ebondefender says, “Barry! Where’s Barry?? Well I’m sorry, but he’s probably…out the window-door.”

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  1. Flashfyre says:

    [knock knock]
    “Who’s there?”
    “BR-A-A-I-I-I-N-N-N-S-S-S-S-S-S!”
    “Henry, git the shotgun! We got ZOMBIES!”

  2. hammer90 says:

    I think you should’ve gone with solid cores. haha

  3. treborx says:

    owner must be a Mac user.

  4. Rolex says:

    Title win.

  5. Jer Shamp says:

    Watch out!!!! it might be that g. damned Loch Ness Monster. He proably wants three-fifty !!!!!

  6. mike says:

    This is really a very clever way to use some old scrap doors from your renovation. Use the to make hurricane shutters

  7. Carl says:

    reminds me of the saying when god closes a door, he opens a door

  8. ebondefender says:

    Barry! Where’s Barry?? Well I’m sorry, but he’s probably…out the window-door.

  9. TexasDan says:

    Now you’re …*not* thinking with portals.

  10. Warg-Rider says:

    Or possibly to prevent veloci raptor attacks. Notice the doors have no handles so they can’t be opened.

  11. Bob-H says:

    It would offer less protection if the zombies had crowbars.

  12. Dude says:

    I think the doors were having too much fun with their Velcro wall today. Now they are all stuck. Let’s leave them there to teach them a lesson.

  13. Dude says:

    These people must be following the example of The Doors. “When Your Strange”

  14. Thadius says:

    You all are overthinking this. Clearly this is an evil overlord’s lair. Why else would he need an escape hatch that can only be opened from the inside?

  15. Sarcastoid says:

    There! Now that pesky door-to-door door salesman will just walk on by!

  16. bob_super says:

    It’s not a window, it’s the secondary entrance to the batcave, and the “doors” are a drawbridge.

  17. shubble says:

    The vandals took the handles…

  18. michael says:

    If zombies are after brains, these homeowners are safe.

  19. Fuzzbutt says:

    I just finished pride and prejudus and zombies and in tha end they mistook califlower for stray brains and ate their veggies!

  20. NaziZombieSpaceNinja says:

    Wait, Didn’t I see this EXACT same thing on Viva La Bam? They knocked out Don Vitos windows and replaced it with a garage door… Granted, These are ordinary doors… But still.

  21. Kvothe says:

    It’ obviously intended to confuse unwelcome guests. You can show them the door, then toss them out the window.

  22. Huey says:

    I don’t care if a hurricane is comin’! I was born here and I’ll die here!

  23. Joe says:

    yeahh i know windows sucks!

  24. Bordel says:

    Close the windoors before you leave, honey!

  25. nature's spring says:

    as the saying goes “when a door closes another windoor opens”


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