Wooden Wheels Keep On Turning
Submitted by: Jim
This is a little sick, that poor tree being used to viciously attack its fellow plants. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: postl1terat1 says, “There’s a post-industrial metaphor in there somewhere, but nobody cares anymower.”
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mower wooden want to be seen in public with new prothesis.
Could be an issue if you want to bag. Rolling wood gathers no grass.
Dang those kids. First they’re stealing baby carriage wheels for their go carts, and now this.
You must be as old as me.
They stole an odd number, because old weird Harold had a Continental.
Guess it makes about as much sense as the kids who stole the stove knobs. (Was on Failbook)
It just keeps rolling a log!
In its last stage of evolution, the flinstones lawnmower is ready to morph its last remaining original wheel.
Clearly this is a rare photo of the elusive Capt Ahab’s lawn mower!
Full circle: The underdeveloped world puts rubber tires on their oxcarts and we put neolithic wheels on our lawn mowers.
Somewhere — Mary just isn’t so proud about this.
this wheel’s not big enough to set Mary on fire
There’s a post-industrial metaphor in there somewhere, but nobody cares anymower.
And next up on Mtv: Really fancy houses, we take a look at the Flintstones lawnmower! Their spare tire was used for their car, but Wood works too!
In the case of all the Flintstones lawn care equipment and appliances, the central functioning unit is a very obedient and dutiful Jurassic beast.
Yabba dabba doo!
I tought exactly the same.
trace circle.
drill holes around circle at short intervals.
cut with chisel, saw, knife etc.
Three wheels on the mower go round and round, round and round, round and round,
Fourth wheel on the mower doesn’t go round, all through the grass.
The blade on the mower goes chop chop chop, chop chop chop, chop chop chop.
The blade on the mower goes chop chop chop… Oh wait… I ‘m having a stroke… of genius!
Wooden wheel: “NOOOOOO, Stop killing my kind NOOO!”
The herbivorous lawn-mower is quite resourceful in its self-repairs. Having lost a wheel, this mower has crafted one from objects in it’s environment using its blades. Not only has it whittled a suprisingly adequate wheel for itself, but judging by the leaf still hanging on its maw, obtained a meal as well. Nothing is wasted in nature.
I always knew that Dyson guy would get around to reinventing the wheel before too long.
it does make for interesting lawn patterns. little barely-noticeable hills
fred flinstone advances to the wood age.
YA BA DA BA DOO!!
I can’t believe nobody commented this yet; “they see it rollin, they hatin’.”
I’m sorry…