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Rust? What Rust?


white trash repairs -  Rust? What Rust?

Submitted by: Leo Trowbridge via Submit a Kludge!

When you see it, you’ll know that it sticks. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: JBD says, “I said: ‘Can you pick up duct tape?’ and not ‘Can you duct tape the pick up?’”

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  1. Blurgle says:

    “I”ll show those posers at Possum Lodge just who’s the real man!”

  2. Scooter says:

    They do call it 100 MPH tape. And the spoiler on the roof makes it even faster.

  3. adfogg says:

    I thought it was 200 MPH tape. Yeah, the spoiler is kinda lame.

  4. Bob Rose says:

    No! He didn’t say lame..he said “Faster” I’m on my out the door to the hardware store I need more duct tape….

  5. Sargasm says:

    There is no sheet metal only tape…

  6. bob_super says:

    The spoiler is bad, but the hood “ornament” (horse or dog?) wins the Tackiest Award.
    The chicks, they stick with me.

    • myuusmeow says:

      I can’t tell if that’s a hood ornament or a real dog in the background!

      • Critter Rhode says:

        That dog looks like a hood ornament from the older semi trucks. Like the Bull dog Mack trucks use.
        But if I was going to put one on my car/truck I would go for the Angry Duck from Convoy and DeathProof.

  7. TexasDan says:

    It’s all about the resale value.

  8. SpaceFairie says:

    Just wait, shortly this man will discover that the door has sealed itself shut with him inside. He could try the windows but he may panic and forget they are open. His best bet then is to pray for rain to come and soften the seal just enough for him to open the door again.

  9. Wayne D. says:

    That amount of duct-tape use is epic! Of course it probably would of been cheaper if he just got some panels from a pick-and-pull yard…

  10. JBD says:

    I said: ” Can you pick up duct tape?” and not “Can you duct tape the pick up?”

  11. bob_super says:

    If he misses the turn, he’ll rollover in slow-motion. The ripping noise will be terrible.

  12. Geisha_Girl says:

    :lol: I know someone who used to do this to his car – he’d head out the door with a roll of duct tape and say “I gotta fix my car”…

  13. Sarkasm says:

    They see me rollin’
    I’m taping…

    But seriously, I’d like to see how he’ll fix those rusty rims.

  14. Alex says:

    Speaking of kludges, it doesn’t look like this vehicle was originally a truck. It looks like a sedan that had the back-half of the roof lopped off and turned into a flat bed.

  15. waldo says:

    Door? What door?

  16. GiveEmMel says:

    I don’t see what the big deal is. I see trucks with chrome on them all the time.

  17. dw says:

    It’s more tape now than truck, twisted and evil.

  18. tommasz says:

    Back in my day, they rebuilt cars using Bondo, now it’s all this new-fangled duct tape.

    Damn kids, get off my lawn!

    • bob_super says:

      Back in my day, pranksters would send TP rolls on your house, not use full rolls of duct tape on your car.
      (Writes down evil prank on to-do list)

  19. CNR says:

    How did he get in? LOL

  20. Pierce says:

    Forget how he got in, I’d like to know how he’s getting out!!!

  21. ellie says:

    i know someone who did this. They were coked out of their mind. exhibit B showing why I don’t do drugs.

  22. AV44 says:

    I’d have thought Stan Lee could afford a better car.

  23. Nick says:

    Unfortunately the heat will probably make the adhesive smear and make his truck sticky, then it would get covered in dust and be pretty much unwashable. Then again, I guess he’ll just put on a new coat.

  24. BioRisk says:

    two thing that are inseparable: middle-class Americans and duct tape

  25. Alex says:

    LOL 666 favorites :D


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