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MONKEY BURGERS!!!
perfect grill for rat meat
fancakes, duh.
close, but it is obviously opossum. You can tell by the droppings left around the fire.
Whaddya mean grill? This is the forced air heating system.
Could you imagine how awesome the smell in your house would be after you cooked a steak on that heating system?
Actually this is a piece of artwork by the by the acclaimed artist R. Edneck. Its a comment on the wastefulness of society, exposing the chasm between the rich and the poor.
The poor in this case represented by the fan, who keep alive the ignorant and destructive whims of the rich.
The police represented by the stick, prevents the poor from exacting their revenge on the oppressive controllers.
A revenge which would ultimately result in meltdown and death for all involved.
What’s going on the grill is the contract proving Sebastian Haff is really Elvis.
Didn’t that blow up with the trailer? And what’s the point, Elvis stopped Bubba Ho-Tep from eating more souls.
What are they about to grill? My guess is their fan.
The fan is trying to commit suicide and the broom handle is trying to stop it.
[WIN]
Nothing, this is the first step in forging a Sword of Power….most handy during the zombie apocalypse.
Where’s the bacon option?!
What a stupid question. Everyone knows you don’t grill inside. This fire is obviously for heat, and the grill is to prevent people from stepping on the fire and putting it out
They’re not inside, they’re on a backyard, look closely.
squirrel
They’re about to grill that fan. Delicious with ketchup.
Seconded, definitely.
Fantastic kludge!
I hope this is out-doors considering the smoke and the carbon monoxide resulting from the embers, in which case the electric outlet looks like the worst kludge in this picture.
They are not about to fry anything. Its the new modern day Leonardo Davinci Grill. Havnt you seen the infomercials?
“Hi its Vince Vaughn with the Fan Griller! Tired of constantly blowing on your coals to keep them warm? Well no more with the FAN GRILLER!!! *oohh… Ahhh*”
My dad uses a hair dryer and turns heat on, works perfectly
My dad uses the power blower. *facepalm*
Would actually work better cold, since the air would be more dense and the oxygen-content (by volume) would be higher. Turning the heat on actually works against you, because the airflow actually does all of the work, and hotter air is less dense. Look up “turbo-charging theory” for internal-combustion engines.
*wrestles geek-gimp away from keyboard and back to his cage*
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That’s not what you’ve got to do guys!
Squirrels!
where’s dono1? I miss his/her puns.
Went with Donna to the darker side
their grilling LOLcats!!!
obviously this is a makeshift homeless encampment and they had to build a fire to keep warm because of the constant cool breeze from the fan. DUH!
They’re not cooking anything. That’s their Redneck-Brand space heater.
These folks understand the principles of fire, they understand the principles of electricity. Ergo. Finger food is on the menu.
Based on the set up I would guess road-kill.
A fan, of course!
Safety first!
Keeps the flies off the food on the grill.
…and once the coals are ready, they already have a stick for the hot dogs.
theyre gonna grill a fan…
Birds nest soup! The nest is on the left of the grill with two small birdies!
Bear
Lion
This is weak sauce. I use a leaf blower.
The fan is there to keep the carbon monoxide levels down.
GECKOS!!!
They had only one small remaining part of the wall of which to strip of paint, but they were quite exhausted. A heat gun was improvised. . .
I have done this, but with a hairdryer outside. Hairdryers work much better at local heating, though I would not stick a grill on top unless I was planning to melt it through…
They are about to burn…
the house down
Obviously their brains… you would have to be just a smidge STUPID to burn something inside a building. ‘How’s about us killin’ us sum braiinn cells’!
I don’t know… I think anyone with the knowledge to put together a BBQ of such *high* quality will probably wind up grilling his/her own fingers before the day is done.
Is it meaningful that more people picked ‘Children’ than any other option?
It’s called comedy
It’s called parenthood.
I have five kids and after this past week, one of them may be toast.
Kids are great in a garlic-butter marinade, topped with BBQ sauce
Spam, Spork & Bologna….oooh yummy
its a classical redneck bbq, so they prolly going to grill some roadkill
the fire has a fan?
i think they!! lol
Gonna burn that stick holding it up… when it falls in.
I’m trying to work out what’s holding the stick up. It doesn’t look like it’s wedged under the fan or anything.
Possum
The vibrations from the fan will cause it to fall off of the propstick, into the fire.
Ah – Baby’s First Coalwaking Pit. Complete with training grille.
they’re gonna grill a kitty.
poor kitty
Hotdogs I would hope, they’re lovely on a ‘bbq’
Holy cow. I was going to say “kebabs” because by the looks of that building that must be Afghanistan, but then I saw the American plug.
Is that really America? Who are you people?!?! We aren’t rich, but jeez.
cake
From the looks of where they are living, maybe meth?
Clearly they’re about to grill their house.
their heating their home
Terrorist meth lab.
Tortillas as this is obviously south of the border.
Can of AXE + Fire = FUN EXPLOSIONS!!!
(Know by experience)
Silly puffle, but explosions aren’t for you!
Of Course they are! How else would I remain entertained in that world of empty snow?
their going to get corn, put it on a drill and spin it using the drill connected to a solar panel (ironic-ish)
What are they about to grill?
Their eyebrows, most likely.
the fan is what they are about to grill
This reminds me of when my brother, the former Marine, made a forge to make a sword… but he used an old vacuum and pointed the exhaust at it. I don’t think he ever finished it
nothing. this is simply advanced central heating
just because of the odd dream i just woke up from i say terrorists
Roadkill
they are probally gonna be grilling that fan once it falls lol
“Down, down, down, in a burning ring of…where’s the ring of fire?”
“It’s been downgraded to a small fire pit.”
My money’s on this being the newest franchise of “The Road Kill Bar and Grill”. I expect the owners are on their way back from the highway with a flattend critter for their fancy new grill!
Clearly they are preparing the cooking area for that finest of redneck cuisine, spam-roadkill kabobs. The stick will be used later to pick their teeth while the fan clears the area of after-dinner, gastrointestinal fumes.
Somewhere in Iraq, a house has upgraded it’s heating system by kludging in a fan.
Asado.
My father-in-law does this all the time
This is obviously being prepared for Armadilo, it takes alot of heat to cook through that outer armor plate.
Is that… INSIDE a house?
What are they just about to grill?
A: a f***ing internet troll!
I don’t know what they play on griling, but it looks fantastick.
grilling, that is
They are going to grill Betamax (dried chicken blood) and isaw (chicken intestines).
Left leg, then the right, and then the face of the guy who has a problem with the meat.
based on the set-up, i guess jim bob’s gonna do some mighty fine ‘possum roadkill bbq in celebration of this years thanksgivin’
Pretty sure it’ll be rat-kabobs. Maybe with a little fresh cat sausage?
We’re about to make an Argentinean ASADO!!! ESAAAAA
Yes!
Best food ever!
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Calories. It only LOOKS like the fan is plugged in, a clever and deceptive ploy. The fan is actually super-kludged to an exercise bike through a series of gears and chains. The children couldn’t be cooked because who else would power the fan?
I’ve seen this grill before…. Definitely Pigeons…
They wanted to start a firestorm but needed a bit of extra wind to encourage the flames.
prolly teh interwebs
Methinks meth.
calico cats
I think, they are about to grill their insurances…
They’re about to grill there Redneck Brains to a Cinder!
kabobs, obvisouly kabobs!
They’re about to grill it! Please don’t grill it! It’s my friend, y-y-you m-monster!
a CHEEZBURGER
Roadkill. Duh.
Clearly, they’re about to grill opossum.
Grilled muskrat! mmmm….. Hickfest.
burnin’ the lolspeak dictionary. hallelujah!
GRILL???? CAN’T YOU SEE THIS IS A LAMP!!!!
They’re gonna grill small fans and they made big one to watch them to die.