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To paraphrase Pink Floyd, “You’re just another incorrectly-sized stone in the wall.” – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Bartsmom says, “This stone lost weight with Slim-Fast and now feels more self-confident and boulder than ever before.”
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This is an expanding rock, you know, just like the foam. It will eventually expand to fit the hole……..RIGHT!
I’m used to seeing duct tape and wood. Is this the ‘before’ picture?
placeholder stone. WIN!
Maybe it’s a Chia Rock and waiting for rain? Then we’ll get moss on a stone that’s not rolling… But then would it still be Rock and Roll?
Does anyone else wonder where the original rock went? They don’t break or melt…..would someone wander off with a heavy rock for some reason?
“There was shrinkage involved!”
See, this is why you shouldn’t take a stone out of the wall to wash it. They always shrink.
After the Last Big Argument, the judge said Rock Jr had to stay with Mommy Rock. When Papa Rock left, he told him he had to take his place as the Big Boy Rock in the family and be strong.
The Pink Floyd song is “another brick in the wall” but I still chuckled.
Hey. No fair. I was going to make a Pink Floyd joke…
Hence the word “paraphrase”.
I don’t see the problem. It’s just waiting for some grout. Just a wee bit more grout than the other stones. Plus, you can’t tell from the picture that it’s leaning. The stone is bigger than it looks in the picture, I think.
(Yes, I’m an engineer)
Open Sesame!
No one bothered to check if these stones were of the “pre-shrunk” variety until after little Brutas lifted his leg.
This stone lost weight with Slim-Fast and now feels more self-confident and boulder than ever before.
That will be enough of that kind of talk young lady.
I LOLed
“boulder”
Kids: This is what happens if you don’t take your vitamins!
Poor wall… Looks like the final stage of a degenerative disease has begun.
This is Queen’s wall….we will ROCK you!
Holy rock wall fix, Batman!
Bob really never did quite grasp the concept of “blending in” at Ninja School.
As a shape, it’s a perfect match for the hole. It’s like whoever picked out the stone didn’t compensate for perspective. They could have used some help from our old pal Grover.
Oh my goodness!!! It is so hot the rocks are shrinking!!!
best fix it ever, loled badly