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No One Ever Wants To Party On My Balcony


White Trash Repairs - No One Ever Wants To Party On My Balcony

Submitted by: Dave Watsom via Submit a Kludge!

It’s totally up to code. -Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Bob-H says: “Build your own balcony out of bamboo and linen — and prepare to meet Kali — in Hell.”

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  1. bob_super says:

    Reminds me of that old picture with the baby in a metallic cage out the window over a busy new-york street.

  2. nagy.m.bear says:

    Didn’t they shoot that anti smoking commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB_vwPIFydg) on this balcony? Although I’m not even sure its a balcony. By the looks of it, could even be a jacuzzy.

  3. treborx says:

    probably getting ready to install an A/C unit. never seen a modernish looking building with such a kludge of A/C units. anybody know what country?

    • Keith says:

      The bamboo ought to give it away …

    • boringTroll says:

      Why install the railing for a one time use platform?

      That thing is semi-permanent. You can see metal brackets bolted to the building on either side of the platform. I assume there are also metal brackets underneath to support the “floor”.

      I’m guessing it is a place to sleep, because the apartment is too hot to sleep in, without air conditioning. Alternatively, the apartment is too crowded.

      It was obviously built in an area where bamboo is a common construction material. Making the “White Trash Repair” tagline particularly inappropriate.

  4. JimDawg says:

    See if you can pick out which condo belongs to Mr. and Mrs. Tarzan.

  5. Temprance says:

    Oh, don’t worry, no one has ever gotten hurt on my balcony… well except for Sharon, she fell through the blanket, rest her soul. After that we got the idea to lay down cardboard to keep from falling through.

    • TayFred says:

      Well, it wasn’t entirely your fault, you know. She was a bit thin on account of the anoxeria, wasn’t she? She was eating like a bird.

  6. Anodean says:

    My first thought was what bob_super said, but now I wonder if they are raising pigeons. Delicious, nourishing pigeons… while considerately shielding the rest of the building face and passersby from the detritus.

    • NM says:

      Times is tough. Maybe they’re trying to ENCOURAGE wild pigeons to nest there… and be eaten. Or maybe they just like pigeon eggs.

  7. Bob-H says:

    Build your own balcony out of bamboo and linen — and prepare to meet Kali — in Hell.

  8. verde says:

    I guess they could never unlock the door to the bathroom.

  9. Tech says:

    Is that to make it easier for Neo next time around?

  10. Laithes says:

    what’s with all the repeated pictures?

  11. me says:

    Congratulations on the new baby! Looks like the theme of the nursery will be very uplifting! “And down will come baby, cradle and all!”

  12. Alleycat says:

    “I put my hands up, they’re playing my song
    Butterflies fly away
    Nodding my head like yeah
    Releasing my ‘chute like yeah
    I put my hands up, they’re playing my song
    I know I’m gonna be OK
    Yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
    There’s a party on the bal-con-ay”

    Sorry, I’ve got 2 girls, so I hear this song ALL THE TIME

  13. Ben says:

    You guys know what this probably is? It’s most probably a college beer cooler. I read about these things in my brothers gag book “The College Survival guide”

  14. Kevin says:

    This is very common here in Hong Kong as these bamboo is good for minor modification (such as installing A/C units). The platform is still made from metal/iron bars and is bolted to the outside wall, it is just the outer rails are made from bamboo to reduce the weight for the structure.

  15. Sihaya says:

    It looks like the newest game from Parkour Brothers.

  16. Hawkin says:

    My question is…if this is a “balcony,” are they crawling out the window to get to it? Because, looking at the floors above and below, those are obviously windows…and since the “floor” of the “balcony is not level with the bottom of the windows, they’d have to perform an interesting combination of “crawl through the window” and “not fall through the floor” at the same time.

  17. Laurie says:

    Hey, I lived in Hong Kong for a while, and you see bamboo scaffolding like that everywhere! It’s the cheapest, safest, most environmentally friendly way to fix AC units, windows, or practically anything on the outside of a high rise / skyscraper.

    http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/6888/hong-kong-bamboo-scaffolding.html

  18. Codin says:

    I’d love to hang around in there

  19. hari says:

    best best

    best

    best

    best

  20. Brewski says:

    “There are two ways out of that building, Neo: one is that scaffold, the other is in their custody. You take a chance either way: I leave it to you.”

  21. Dancindan84 says:

    New – Balconies by Ikea.

  22. Bartsmom says:

    Mother-in-law apartment.

  23. belrus says:

    Boss: “I don’t care what the safety guy said. Get your but out there and finish the job!”

  24. Owen says:

    I especially the extra safety feature of the second and third horizontal rails so people don’t accidentally fall over.

  25. Grim R3minder says:

    If you build it… Health and Safety Inspectors will come…

  26. ebondefender says:

    Early prototype model for the Sears/Willis Tower skyboxes, in its alpha development stages

  27. juggs says:

    If only Neo had one…

  28. Al says:

    It’s actually safer than the other setups in the picture. I don’t know about you but I’d rather get hit by a falling idiot than a falling AC unit.

  29. just another person commenting on how much you FAILED says:

    and you dont know why? try it yourself and learn-the hard way…down

    XD


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