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I mean have you ever tried to punch a robot? – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: d says, “We are the beerg…erm…sorry…borg.”
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Dear lord…
Yup. Most Definitely a KU student
You gotta set your priorities! That physics project can wait.
We are the beerg…erm…sorry…borg.
You will be *hic* assimilated
Reshishtance is…*hic*… Resitstansh is… *hic*… just don’t mess with us.
Works better with Danish beer:
“We are the Tuborg. Lower your inhibitions and surrender your livers. We will add your thirst for alcohol and good times to our own. Your party will adapt to service us. You will be inhebriated. Restistance is futile.”
Took a while to figure out how to drink, smoke, and use the phone at the same time despite the broken hand, but now I’m finally ready to drive again!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
It looks a lot less expensive than a trauma unit would come up with.
LEFTY
Then, the Home Depot bills kept coming. On a more positive note, my home insurance did pay for my prosthetic and I got a Craftman Club member discount!
Dude, I need that hand for my cigarette! I can’t believe you expect me to put down my cigarette to drink beer and to put my beer down to take a puff! Can’t you do something? I want to do both, preferably at the same time.
you’re forgetting the phone there…
Wonder if he’s learned how to use his left hand for .. uh .. another activity he probably is used to performing.
He’s probably got the blue tooth ear piece in so he can pretend to talk to someone important.
The irony is he probably broke his hand doing something stupid while drunk.
I’d say that’s a safe bet.
I know for a fact this is true—this is one of my friends.
actually, i was stone cold sober.
rock chalk!
I punched out a robot once. It didn’t get back up. Also punched out a brick wall. It didn’t stay down though.
The last time I punched a robot, it’s head popped up in the air with a buzzing noise.
Then, following the movie principle of universal compatibility, you put the head on the body of a combat droid and the head of said droid onto the body of the robot you punched.
This Lucas dude, quite the king of long-time-ago far-far-away kludgers!
Don’t be fooled by the logo, beer and cig. when you see people messin’ with clamps … you’re not in kansas anymore.
After Dorothy went back to Kansas, the Tin Man realized he couldn’t live without her. So, he followed her to Kansas. He couldn’t let her know he was spying on her at frat parties, so he grabbed a beer and looked as inconspicuous as he could.
Give this man a beer! Oh wait… he already has one.
Can I haz yur beer?
He lost his real hand in the Robot Wars…
I said, “I’m sorry”.
He said, “It’s not your fault… Or, is it?”
Jonathan Coulton ftw
THAT guys, is a frigging genius
Hopefully, with that cast on his hand he won’t be able to bite his nails anymore and he can file them into sharp points and open tins of beans.
That much effort for a lousy Pacifico?
Bender’s disguise isn’t very convincing.
Dude is serious about ALL his vices.
“So, Dad, how am I supposed to have a beer after you cut off my hand?”
“Use the force, Luke.”
I don’t think his insurance would cover this one as DME (durable medical equipment).
Is that a pipe cutter he’s using to hold the beer?
A Pacifico Beer?! Eugh! nice work but bad taste in beer!
I see Fred’s finally getting a (vise) grip on his drinking problem.
Choice of beer win!
Did he get this injury while making this thing ?
HA!
YES! Someone finally invented a way for people with one arm to smoke and drink at the same time!
Holding beer is srs bsns.
This is why god created vice grips
Nothing will stop us from drinking beer…