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The key part is the skull. Which not only symbolizes the doom facing anyone attempting to race Grandma, but also for the sad inevitable mortal fate of all racers. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: IamREBEL says, “Sure , it don’t look like much, but it’s paid for.”
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In his twilight years, Death needed a little help getting around the house and getting the souls of the elderly. While this ride is no pale horse, it does the trick.
Johnny inherited the electric scooter upon Grandpa’s passing, with predictable results.
As the Little Old Lady From Pasadena aged, she sadly had to give up her classic GTO for a Rascal. But at least Medicare paid for it, so she got it free from The Tricked-Out Scooter Store.
i’m gonna put that on my scooter when i’m old. :p
Right next to the prune juice?
Go, Granny, go!
Sure , it don’t look like much, but it’s paid for.
Live to ride, ride to…
Granny Weatherwax anyone?
I’m on the highway to Hell….
Well, the sidewalk to Hell anyway…
Who knew they had moving sidewalks on the way to Hell?
Because nothing says “get off my lawn” like three exposed car batteries and a leftover Halloween decoration.
As Adam and Jamie wrapped up their 50th season of Mythbusters, they challenged each other to make suitable electric scooters using only parts found in junkyards. This is Adam’s entry, sourcing car batteries, zip ties, duct tape(not shown) wood, straps, and a skull shaped shifter knob.
Racing is not the issue. If you’ve ever been anywhere near an old lady on a scooter, you’ll know the skull is a warning to “GET OUT OF MY **@#~ WAY!
Stretch limo, check. Stretch van, check. Stretch 3-wheeled getabout,check. Stretch coffin, ….watch this space.
Late husbands head as a hood ornament…..would love to see the teeth earrings that match. Go gran!
You know … I think there’s room for a lawnmower battery …
the skull in front is the last kid who didn’t survive grandma’s hardcore drivestyle!
ive heard of lazy boy chairs but this is ridiculous