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Maybe not but it does looks familiar. (via My Food Looks Funny) – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Thadius says, “In Soviet Russia, iron is full of food!”
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Get a second iron for the top and make your own George Foreman grill.
And the food won’t curlor warp as much during cooking.
lulzy. first.
Really? Looks like Lulzy FAIL to me…
lulzy lost
This has got to be at a frat house that didn’t pay the gas bill.
Pretty sure the gas is in that canister to the right.
I’m pretty sure the canister to the right is empty. If it had gas in it, they wouldn’t have needed to engineer a new heat source.
It is remotely possible, that they didn’t have a pan to cook on, or that Dad wanted to show the kids how he cooked in his dorm room.
It looks like there really is gas left in the canister, judging by the hint of bluish flame below the vessel on farther burner. There probably is no real pan available.
Could be, but it’s not a matter of having paid the bill.
Brasil – Brazil
Same place where suicide showers live?
This is usually done for grilled cheese sandwiches, but whatever….
Elegant hotels sometimes get sales or promotional conventions of mouth breathing apes.
An in-law told of one group that fried cheese burgers on the hotel steam iron and returned it. The next guest to use it got meat juices, grease, and melted cheese melted into his dress shirt when he hit the steamer button.
Is that a beer keg in the lower right? Might have had an influence.
The two in one food cooker, fry your sausage and then turn it over and steam your veggies!
Turn it to steam in that position, and you’ll have a grease volcano!
Now put that back on the shelf and wait for a roommate to steam his shirt before his next date…
In Soviet Russia, iron is full of food!
THATS HOW WE COOK FOOD IN LITHUANIA!
How iron-ic! I never sausage a thing in my life!
I’ve tried a number of ways to get my clothes to smell like delicious pork product, but this has got to be the most ingenious method I’ve ever seen! Definitely using this one.
This reminds me of the hotel hotdog – for this, you do not need any appliance.
1. Remove a lamp electric cord.
2. Strip a couple inches of insulation from the end of the two lead wires.
3. With a hotdog, make an opening at either end for the two wires.
4. Insert the wires, assuring that they do not touch.
5. Plug it in.
6. Should be cooked in about 30 seconds.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Here’s a fun variation on the theme. The hotdog is not only beeing cooked, it’s a lamp-socket at the same time!
LED-hotdog
7. Cleverly hide what you’ve done to the lamp.
8. Get out of there before the cleaning staff comes to change the linen and sees what you did to the lamp.
9. Hope the hotel doesn’t charge your credit card for damage to hotel property.
10. Pray they don’t ban you from the entire chain of hotels.
Sounds like a plan!
Check back next week when we teach you how to make mustard out of commonly available hotel-room items.
Uhhhh…TMI!!
Left out a Very important step – you need 2 Stainless Steel dinner forks and a ceramic plate to cook it on, as both an insulator and a drip tray.
Wrap the stripped ends of the stripped line cord wires around the fork handles. (One wire per fork.) Then insert the tines of each fork into opposite ends of the hot dog.
Without the stainless electrodes, the copper from the wire will migrate into the meat and make the hot dog taste terrible.
This is something I would not do for fun, although the fork idea would be helpful. But as a survival tip — in case I was stranded in a hotel, hungry, no money, with an uncooked hotdog (and no iron), then this could be a viable option.
no, its full of irony
You’re going to have to excuse me, I’m ironing my sausage now.
There is no sexual innuendo at all in the preceding poster’s post. None whatsoever. Nothing to see here. Move along.
i’m more impressed by how they got the iron’s handle through the iron grate on the stove. Judging by the grate next to it, it’s welded shut and there’s no way to just slip the iron’s handle in there. O.o
If you look carefully at the top left of image you’ll see that there’s a section missing in the bars where the burner pokes through.
Look back to where the iron is, and you’ll see that they have removed the burner head. Then they’ve just hooked the handle of the iron over the end of the bars that don’t go all the way across.
First guy’s story was better.
The better story is the clear plastic tubing going from the gas tank regulator to the stove.
While I appreciate that barrel next to the stove must be a gas canister, it really does look like a beer barrel!
Conveniently steams vegetables, too.
And this is why we include warning labels like “Warning: For clothes only: do not use on meat”
Welcome to Hotel de Yard-Ape, tonight the first course will be flat-iron grilled locally procured free-front-yard sausage.
This is only the beginning! I expect it will be even more fun when they start frying the eggs to go with the sausage. I wouldn’t like to use that iron on my clothes after this hot-headed pan-handling.
This is a good way when you’re hungry.Very interesting but very practical, but think about it after eating in the ironing…..
Although he may have increased his iron intake, the excess starch in Spicoli’s diet caused his Glycemic Index to rise to dangerous levels.
Ho! And you can use a curling iron to cook a chiken from the inside out!
… missing a “c” …
…or is the Iron Full of Food?
Is it odd that I feel like this is a really good idea?
Fire hazard, anyone?
Pressed ham, anyone?
Your daily dose of starches is easy to get this way.
Hasn’t anyone realized that its called ironing because they were originally made of iron? it took a long time to heat but it was warm a long time, usually heated over an open fire. Now days they’re NOT made of iron so there is NO iron in it. i say caption fail
isn’t that IRONic
Iron Chef?
Yeah, caption fail, because now irons are made of plastic by those sneaky asians. They take no time at all to heat up and create an open fire on your best shirt.
Well at least they dont have an open flame in their meth lab….
im actually nobody has used THE IRON CHEF!!!! as a good pun
im actually suprised nobody has used THE IRON CHEF!!!! as a good pun
I think every student should own their iron for this purpose! Saves waiting for the kitchen and most of their clothes are grubby anyway!
Clearly this is an Iron stove…. See the irony?
Well, atleast he’s getting some iron into his diet.
With no gas left in the keg, we were forced into using the hot iron.