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Well at least the hot water knob is consistently clean. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comments: treborx says, “doesn’t this violate the Geneva Convention?” To which Sarge replies,“No, but it does violate the Porcelain Convention.”
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beautiful photo… love the patterns the water is making!
the spigot above the sink looks much older… mebbie they
replaced something like a laundry/utility sink with this smaller
one??
I think they added the spigot to make the sink easier to clean.
doesn’t this violate the Geneva Convention?
No, but it does violate the Porcelain Convention.
im lost here. how the hell does this violate the geneva convention?
Despite contrary opinion, applying hot water directly to the hot water knob is NOT the way to get hot water out of the faucet.
actually in one house. that isnt the hotwater handle the water would be falling on. but instead the cold water one….
Its one of those wild faucets breaking into a house defiling the more common and tame bathroom sink. Look at the way it asserts it’s dominance.
this is how it chooses a mate
Consistently clean, or covered in a slippery film of mold?
The secondary faucet is used to cool down the hot water knob on the primary faucet when said knob is about to overheat, preventing the operator of the faucets from getting scalded when attempting to restrain the hot water expulsion. This also renders safety gear, like asbestos suits and gloves unnecessary. Due to the lack of caution signs, this is only operable by trained professionals.
The bigger question is:
How do you get water to fall diagonally?
nOw YoU’Re tHinKInG wITh PoRTalS!
Clearly the upper faucet is used to clean the lower faucet so you don’t get somebody else’s poop germs on your hands while handling it.
So we need one on top of the top faucet too.
If the hot water knob is too hot to touch, turn the cold a bit on, that’ll cool it down. Very clever I’d say!
The mic stand was used at the tub, thus it couldn’t be used to fix/augment this.
This picture was taken in the tower of pisa, terrible contractors put the sink on askew.
No, they put the sink on a wall, not a skew!
In this picture we can see the wild water faucet attempting to assert his dominance over the tame faucet’s harem of knobs. Let us watch and see how the tame one reacts to this challenge…