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Typically I use a loofa as it’s pick-up pattern is more conductive to my vocal renditions of “Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath.” However using the stand allows crucial Rolling Stone-esque twirling. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comments dethscul says, “Be careful with that thing, you might bang into it and Doo-Wop your Ditty”
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the fun really begins when you get your feet tangled in the hose.
People always sang in the shower but now they can sing in the bathtub!
nothing like singing to scissor (sisters?) in the shower.
Just don’t try to twirl the “mic” like Roger Daltrey – at least, not while the water’s on…
I think I’m more disturbed by the caution tape around the middle of the mic stand….where did THAT come from?
Shower snake will use any means possible to get into a high position from which to unleash its watery venom, even if this means dragging a mic stand all the way upstairs from the basement.
smells like Final Destination…
Bathroom Karaoke! Cue up Police “Ever Little thing she does is Magic!”
Be careful with that thing, you might bang into it and Doo-Wop your Ditty.
There may be a way to rig the PA speakers to hold up the shower curtain.
I’m pondering calling it fake. Why put it at the opposite end of the tub rather than close to the faucet?
Scientific types call that particular hindrance, a wall.
I was betting on a toilet, but you’re right, most architects surround bathtubs on 3 sides with walls, one of which doesn’t go down the whole length of the tub.
Today’s show was sponsored by the word “close”
No room for the stand, Bob.
Brilliant. That is all there is to say. Way better than spending thousands on a new shower installation!
I think getting a simple thingy to hang the shower upon would cost much less than a mic stand… And where is the microphone..?
Or, you know… installing the tub the right way in the first place.
Maybe someone had a mic stand lying around, and decided to use it for this. As for the sloppy tub install, I have 3 words: Use Moar Kludgenuity.
Kludgenuity, I like that!
I really took a bath on these concert tickets.
I heard your date stood you up.
So THAT’S the sound rigging used on Miley’s Cyrus’s new album! This explains so much…
No shower curtain + nice long shower = whoops!
Fox proudly reveals the new American Idol auditions stage. From now on, whenever a contestant does not please the judges, Simon will either flush the toilet or turn on the hot water tap, depending on his mood.
Um, I think you guys are missing the point. This person has a bathtub but wants a shower, so he/she used a microphone stand to MAKE it a shower…. not to sing in it. Do you SEE a microphone? No.
Obviously, it’s a makeshift shower. They’re just pointing out that they used a mic stand.
Toxic…duh….that’s the point. They wanted a shower, they used whatever they had handy…..REDNECK! Let’s fix some stuff with duct tape too!
Or music artist!
“We just had a baby born on the right side of the bathroom ladies and gentlemen!”
“We need an ambulance over by the toilet.”
What everyone seems to have missed (save one brief mention) is that this is a DOUBLE KLUDGE!! First the Using a mic stand as a shower head holder; SECOND the Caution tape holding it position! (I think it likely that this is one of those sprayer things that connects onto the tub faucet… note the small bit of tubing in the middle right center of the picture, corner of the tub)
I think this is Ke$ha’s setup, isn’t it?
NO!, there’s no Whisky in there. Can’t de a drunken whore without it you know.
The decorator really messed up allowing them to use that colour towel and that orange body wash. It really interupts the harmony of the space. I bet his singing must be off too.