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Favorite Comment: Mr Bill says, “Obviously, this is where the giraffe riders dismount upon arrival.”
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♪♫ Belive it or not, I’m walking on air♫♪
♪ I never thought I’d feel so free-ee-ee♫
I sincerely hope that this is at least over a swimming pool. It could make a cool diving platform.
Otherwise ….. OUCH.
For science.
You monster.
I see what you did there.
When Union Rules say they can’t carry or use anything over a 10′ A-ladder without a second worker “for safety” (coughFeatherbeddingcough), and the equipment room door over the vestibule is 12′-6″ above the ground…
You figure out a way to make up the difference. “Quick, Igor! To the Chop Saw!”
That fourth step is a doozy
Sorry for the double post but I figured it out, It’s to get to the roof next to it. So they can do roof work easily. Still funny looking.
I think you’re on the right track, it was my first thought, too. On closer inspection, though, it looks like there’s a sliding latch on the OUTSIDE of that door, which doesn’t make sense if you’re going out the door to the roof. I think it’s so they can access whatever’s behind that door, coming from the roof, instead of getting a ladder.
Well spotted, that outside latch. I guess the only explanation is that a parkour fanatic lives here, and this is how he gets to his garden shed.
We’ve got a winner!
I hope that door opens inward. Otherwise the hinge should be on the other side or it’s gonna be tough getting around the door onto the roof. Sealing the opening against weather must be interesting.
But why would they need to get on the roof that much?
It’s for smokers, of course. Who aren’t allowed to smoke inside, and can be easily removed from your health cover by simply not warning them about the drop…. although it could be a dent in life insurance, I guess. And a dent in the tarmac. And a dent in whoever happens to be walking past outside…. On second thoughts, might want to warn the smokers….
Nope, just warn the people below, or even sell tickets. Concrete is cheap and suicide is not covered by life insurance.
If anyone protest it’s not suicide, point out how dumb you have to be to exit that door and not check your feet even once. I call that natural selection.
I’m thinking that’s George Michael Bluth’s room, accessible by stair car. I wonder if they ever solved the hop-on problem.
Stairway to heaven… looks like one got some working to do to even get close.
Are you sure it is the Stairway to Heaven? What if the road to Hell was under construction and this is the alternate route?
Looks like an overkill just to get to the roof – a ladder would do.
It is more likely a security exit of some sort – one that is not very secure if people start pushing to get outside. Surely not to use in case of a security drill – some people might actually fall.
Obviously, this is where the giraffe riders dismount upon arrival.
It was designed for wonder woman, but the crazy architect was so adamant that the roofline had to follow the “natural energy” of the environment that he blocked too much space. Superman was seen using it a few times, but it’s not great either as there is no phone booth nearby to change.
So…. these giraffe riders… they ride on the giraffes head or something? Giraffes just aren’t that tall. Perhaps the elephant riders could use it more effectively.
Santa sure is getting picky.
Try hitting 500 million homes in one night carrying a big bag and you’ll soon ask for escalators. This is not unreasonable.
White and red are not exactly soot-friendly colors either.
Ninja entrance.
No. Ninja Exit. The ninjas don’t need to get in. They only need to get out.
There is only one logical solution now…….. cut off the bottom of the house……
Giggle.
+3 internets to you my friend
Please, watch your step as you exit the building.
To enter the door to Enlightenment, one must be in a heightened state of mind. Reflect upon this thought. Oooooooommmmmmmm……….
♪♫I believe I can fly, I believe I can…♫♪
*Bump*
Bump onto the ground…
Don’t you guys know a Free-Runners entrance when you see one!? Why do you think that first bar close to the wall is there! To grab once you run up the wall!
That’s what I need, a grappling gun attachment.
Methinks this is an Assassin safehouse.
It was important to make the door as seamless as possible so no one would notice it!
Looks like a painting by M.C. Escher.
It’s what the feng shui expert recommended.
Looks like a restaurant and the cold or dry storage is up there. Probably easier than creating an internal staircase.
Or its a frat house, and it sucks to be a pledge.
That last step’s a doozy
watch out, that last step’s a doozy!
The door in which you kick annoying and pestering neighbors out mwuhahahaha
That last step is a bitcccccccccccccc……………………..
Now you’re thinking with Portals!
when fire escape goes wrong. ohh well at least i wont be engulf in flames.
It must be the ratman cave!!!