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Everyone knows the most exclusive construction clubs won’t let you in with a farmer’s tan. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer vinonoir says, “This inventive design allowed Bob the Builder to skip climbing down ladders as he now can fly from the roof to the ground.”
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Or it’s just to keep the sun out of his eyes. Sunglasses and safety goggles don’t mix very well.
This year’s new FedEx Sun-Away model comes complete with fold down side blinders… If you get one today, I’ll also include the “ridicule me option” at no cost!
Later in day, no one was laughing at Fred’s new sunhat when the Postal Worker’s strike became a riot. Camoflauged as a FedEx package, he was the only construction worker to be spared.
Here we see the hottest fashion trend in the industry, not only does this keep the sun out of your eyes and your face safe from harmful UV rays but this fabulous acessory arrives in the mail ready to go the moment you recieve it.
This inventive design allowed Bob the Builder to skip climbing down ladders as he now can fly from the roof to the ground.
With this, you can expand on its exhuberance. Cut more holes to hold tools, cold drinks. And maybe hang those short knotted cords on the Aussie hats (I presume they keep flies away).
After making some repairs for Vern Shroyer, Joe had accidently stuck his head through the ceiling. When he walked outside, he immediately felt the benefits of his “mistake.” He is now the rage of the construction workers fashion local 1122.
Verne Troyer, perhaps? just askin.
This is the new tf2 engineer update, he collapses into a box when a spy comes near, then he can shoot him down with a sentry
Taking recycling more seriously than employee pride is only possible in a bad economy.
Ah, but innovation brings hope for better times.
In a stiff breeze they will have to tie him down. Of course, he will also save some time going between floors without the elevator.
When you absolutely, positively have to keep the sun off your face.
Thanks for Expressing yourself!
You don’t have to make a federal case of it. Dang.
He used to be left handed and now gets a discount on his gloves.
Completely off-topic… I saw a line of hand tools in the store yesterday with the brand name “Ms. Fix-it”! Hope someone is getting royalty checks!
I should ship my employees via FedEx instead of flying them to the job site!
Employee in a box for a flat rate of $99.99 anywhere in the 48 contiguous states and Canada.
You heard of outsourcing? Now there is outsourced labor brought to wherever work is needed! Sent by Fed-EX from India to wherever you want. They work for $2 an hour and when you’re done, send them back in the enclosed self adressed envelope.
Wilson?….Wiiillllsooooon!!!!!
Overnight, Bob the Builder went from having a full head of hair to the heartbreak of mail pattern baldness.
The bastard son of the “Flying Nun” has been discovered!
He should be careful with that wide brim. Certain side effects have been known to happen.
Here’s one thing Brown can’t do for me: protect me from the sun.
While everyone else is laughing, I bet there are some constrution workers/roofer in the North East going, “damn, why didn’t I think of that”.
(If you don’t get it, there’s a wicked heat wave up there right now).
Yep, and that’s where this is from. It was on the ABC national news last week. They were giving the guy props for creativity in doing what he could to deal with the heat.
I keep hearing the name ‘Balenciaga’…
I give him an A for innovation, and a C for physics. Parallel surface won’t block much sun.
I call this a Doing-The-Best-You-Can-With-Watcha-Got win.
This guy thinks inside the box.
Looks like something Lady Gaga could wear…
Solar powered brain. This is how it’s done.
dude thats a good idea
We live in a world in which our fuel resources are shrinking rapidly, growing constantly more expensive and are prone to frequent disruptions in power supply.