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Mom Said She’d Make Your Car ‘Cool’


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Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.”

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  1. Rick Seiden says:

    Actually, I think it is kind of cool. I mean, if you’re gonna have a bunch of pink tape on your car, it might as well have flames!

  2. jamiebag says:

    whatta maroon…i thought she was in the kitchen.

  3. razor1612 says:

    The words “Mom” and “cool” have never gone well together in the same sentence… Why should your mom make any difference..? As a car fanatic, this is like a thumb tack in the eye!

  4. Philip Pirrip says:

    “You see, it’s this ecto-plasmic slime! There’s rivers of it under the whole city!!!”

  5. Bob-H says:

    Another option to this repair would have been a large lavender bandaid.

  6. thamios says:

    There’s roll of tape number 1, only 50 more to go!

  7. Amber says:

    Nobody will ever notice the duct tape. Just look at those bitchin’ flames!

  8. keshet says:

    But flames are cool!

  9. dono1 says:

    “My son can beat your son at decoupage”

  10. mikethemotormouth says:

    “what do you mean it’s not cool? they’re flames! smokin!”

  11. SpaceFairie says:

    It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.

  12. ducttapemom says:

    When son made fun of his mom using duct tape to fix things,saying “it’s dull ,boring and so not cool”, she got revenge when he complained that the headlamp on his car was loose.

  13. master baiter says:

    Mom thinks it’s cool, and it’s her car, after all. Even if sonny uses it. He doesn’t have to, you know, if he doesn’t like it.

  14. Thadius says:

    Mom is actually a science major, and has installed a tank of liquid nitrogen in your back seat.

  15. GiveEmMel says:

    I see Pimp My Ride has finally caught up with Xzibit’s actual budget. The economy claims another victim!!!

  16. Jim Honaker says:

    This vehicle’s sunburn peeled in a very unusual yet specific way. Mechanics are baffled

  17. bob_super says:

    Cars, once believed to be dumb machines, have carefully parked away from this specimen until its extremely contagious case of pink eye has passed.

  18. Shalom says:

    Sheldon: “I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!”

  19. Duke says:

    I don’t care if it is yet another tired-old flame theme, this is awesome beyond all that has ever been duct taped before! First, the creativity, then the humor– this is the sort of person I’d love to just hang out with!


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