Mom Said She’d Make Your Car ‘Cool’

It is your fault for believing her. – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.”
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Actually, I think it is kind of cool. I mean, if you’re gonna have a bunch of pink tape on your car, it might as well have flames!
whatta maroon…i thought she was in the kitchen.
The words “Mom” and “cool” have never gone well together in the same sentence… Why should your mom make any difference..? As a car fanatic, this is like a thumb tack in the eye!
“You see, it’s this ecto-plasmic slime! There’s rivers of it under the whole city!!!”
Another option to this repair would have been a large lavender bandaid.
There’s roll of tape number 1, only 50 more to go!
Nobody will ever notice the duct tape. Just look at those bitchin’ flames!
But flames are cool!
“My son can beat your son at decoupage”
Oh yeah? Mine can beat yours, and use duct tape while doing so!
Neener. Neener.
My son was kick out of driving school.
That’s what he gets for running over Dono’s and my sons. And my foot.
“what do you mean it’s not cool? they’re flames! smokin!”
It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.
When son made fun of his mom using duct tape to fix things,saying “it’s dull ,boring and so not cool”, she got revenge when he complained that the headlamp on his car was loose.
Mom thinks it’s cool, and it’s her car, after all. Even if sonny uses it. He doesn’t have to, you know, if he doesn’t like it.
Mom is actually a science major, and has installed a tank of liquid nitrogen in your back seat.
I see Pimp My Ride has finally caught up with Xzibit’s actual budget. The economy claims another victim!!!
This vehicle’s sunburn peeled in a very unusual yet specific way. Mechanics are baffled
Cars, once believed to be dumb machines, have carefully parked away from this specimen until its extremely contagious case of pink eye has passed.
Sheldon: “I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!”
I don’t care if it is yet another tired-old flame theme, this is awesome beyond all that has ever been duct taped before! First, the creativity, then the humor– this is the sort of person I’d love to just hang out with!