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In other areas of the ecosystem, chairs find shade where they can. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “In the cool of the morning, and fresh from their spring seat-cushion molting, herds of North American Patio Chair (Deckus Plantassus) gather at the local watering hole for a quick drink, watchful and wary for the slightest signs of a predator.”
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who ever says first is dumb
Now the BP oil spill is so big, they are now trying to contain it on land.
I take it that some moron lost the circular framework. Come on, kludgers! You can do better than this! Where’s the duct tape and assorted junk?
This type of pool has no circular frame work! All it needs to hold itself up is more water. Some peeps who think they don’t need to read the instructions, really do.
ye i have one you just need to fill it with more water
In defense, I’ve had one of those pools. There’s no framework, the entire pool is supported by an inflatable ring, but when you’re filling it up for the first time, the walls can shift around and fill unevenly. If that happens and one side starts spilling out, the whole pool can empty in one shot.
In Soviet Russia, pool come with seating
that made no sence
The pool doesn’t look full. I suspect the chairs are holding it open while it is filling or emptying.
It doesn’t need to be held open as long as the top is inflated properly. And as long as it’s laying flat, it should rise with the water level. I can’t see what the purpose of the chairs could possibly be.
It’s clearly not laying flat. But also, does this pool come with a ladder to get in?
Pool and chair by Salvador Dali.
And that box of cable would be holding up that tree.
This takes musical chairs to a whole other level…
In the cool of the morning, and fresh from their spring seat-cushion molting, herds of North American Patio Chair (Deckus Plantassus) gather at the local watering hole for a quick drink, watchful and wary for the slightest signs of a predator.
You meen the fatus buttuss couch potato
Yes, the common Couch Potato (Fatus Buttuss) is the only known predator of the North American Patio Chair, frequently breaking its back during the hunt.
And by “hunt”, you mean “wearing a bathing suit that’d make his grandma cry in shame and most dogs run away, the Fatus Buttuss circles around the chair with his beer, chips, phone, music player, more chips, salsa and chips, more beer, portable TV, yet more chips, hot dog, fries, more beer… and then drops himself unto the chair without regards for what the poor thing has to say about the unusually elevated acceleration of gravity around this neighborhood”
I don’t know about America, but our lawn chairs in Australia have cushions in summer, as in winter it’s too cold for them to catch their prey. They hibernate in winter. That said, ours are venomous, and work in tandem with the drop bears, so perhaps they’re only similar looking, like the similarity between echidnas in Oz and hedgehogs in the Old Countries…..
This pool rocks!
Someone is keeping animals that can jump, in that pool. They needed to make the walls higher, to keep whatever it is, in the pool. Alternatively, they are keeping the cats out of the temporary koi pond.
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary swimming pool. However, upon closer inspection, it turns out that it is a weater ballon that crashed a game of musical chairs.
The reason the chairs are needed is that the person either did not read the instructions, or did not bother to do the prep work, because the instructions of a pool like this state that the ground must be completely level. If it isnt, the pool will tip to the side and dump the water out. The reason I know this is the first time I put one of these up, I did the same thing, but with cinder blocks. Luckily(for me), no one took pictures.
Is it not also possible that this year, they have a child too small to safely use the pool at full inflation? Or perhaps a leak under repair and they’d rather not have to drain and refill the entire pool to do it?