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Why no officer. I was certain that weather balloon was a sign of imminent alien invasion and took the necessary post-apocalypse precautions. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “For your safety, please always exit on the curb side.”
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That should cover up the damage so nobody will notice.
Now Timmy and Sandy will stop arguing about who gets to sit by the window. There.
In later news, San Antonio Police department has been downgrading their unmarked cars. The newer models were standing out too much.
The exterior comes with excape-proof [doors], while inside we have a fresh look at bullet-proof glass.
For your safety, please always exit on the curb side.
Local traffic rules prohibit tinted windows, even at the rear, and I want some bloody privacy!
Not only is it bullet-proof glass, it’s also light-proof and girlfriend-proof.
Damn it Optimus, we just arent going to win the battle with the decepticons with a Junk-bot as a medic.
People around here don’t know about black spots. You only encounter those if you attempt to look in the mirror when it’s not positioned for either makeup application or self-contemplation while on the cell.
This is the ultimate child-safety-lock.
With new airfoil design, this repaired auto is not only more fuel efficient, but can also reach higher speeds, allowing it to run the stop sign faster and avoid the oncoming truck, (it has learned.)
Photo taken just before the owner leaves it this a high-crime area overnight in the hopes that it will be stolen.
Shhh… I think he’s trying to tell us something.
Zombie protection??
atleast now your boring 4 doors is a hot coupe
The mobile safe John Kludgeworth thought up to keep his money secure lacked one very important feature: a lock.
They told me about this in the academy. Obviously is a pimperfish with “Doorus Metalis”, a really rare sickness of them where the parasite “Ironeus Maidena” gets inside the skin after getting eating oil with BP, its cotransporter. The parasite drinks the blood. The toxins slowly transform the skin of the victim in pure metal, making it harder tho the pimperfish to move, making easier to get eaten by a failboat or bigger pimpcar, in which motor reproduces. Finally the eggswill fall it the water, where it will find more BP, get refined and find another pimperfish, restarting the cicle.
If there is no back door, the zombies cannot possibly be hiding in the back seat, right? ……right?
Hey, that cop may laugh now, but he won’t be when the zombies are playing “who can gut the Crown Victoria the fastest.”
The Klingon family vehicle repair, just like Dad’s eye.
Oh wow, for a moment there I thought it was one of my pics! I’ve taken a few pics of that very car in that very Meijer parking lot (Northville, MI). Oh, and those aren’t rivets, they are WOOD screws covered with bondo or caulk.
when child proofing your car goes overboard.
when hannibal lecter was still a child