Submitted by: scannie via Submit a Kludge!
Well after the last pizza place in town mysteriously went out of business, we’ve just had to make do. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Nerf asks, “What’s up with the power cord on the left? Even if it’s not doing anything, what order of events left the power cord on top of the sheet pan?”
AND: Fixer Captain Video answers, “Don’t try to dissect art by asking what that power cord’s for. Next you’ll be wondering why the heater has scorch marks on it, or what the empty spackle bucket and partially disassembled television(?) are for, or why the camera flash appears to be the only source of light in the room. Just take it as it is: “Still Life with Fumes.”
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Bet it wasn’t worth eating.
I can’t understand why anyone would do this. I mean, who orders a pizza topped with pickles and Pepto-Bismol?
The person who loves pickles on their pizza but has trouble digesting them.
Not pickles, green olives. With what Americans call Canadian Bacon. YUM!
The new and improved oven, equipped with a television so you can watch your cooking shows cook as you cook. They even included a bucket to catch the food that falls due to the high tech tilt which allows for easier access to those of shorter stature.
that bucket is for something completely different…
I thought the bucket was purely decorative, to add just a hint of “meth lab” to the whole affair.
Screens like pizza too
I think that’s supposed to be either Toupee ham, Black Forest Ham, or Bung Bologna… Hopefully the two formers…
I’m not eating wig ham.
… and I don’t want to be in the same room with Bung Bologna!
A rare shot from George Foreman’s engineering lab
What’s up with the power cord on the left? Even if it’s not doing anything, what order of events left the power cord on top of the sheet pan?
Don’t try to dissect art by asking what that power cord’s for. Next you’ll be wondering why the heater has scorch marks on it, or what the empty spackle bucket and partially disassembled television(?) are for, or why the camera flash appears to be the only source of light in the room. Just take it as it is: “Still Life with Fumes.”
This food fight really got out of hand. They stopped taking the food off the pans and just threw pan and all. This heater was just an innocent by stander and an unfortunate victim.
That’s the side of a computer case the pizza is sitting on. I wouldn’t be surprised if the setup was just caused by lack of …. sufficiently hygienic surface?
Is it just me, or does it still have dust on it?
When in Rome…….
Mom:Kids dinners ready
Kids:Whats for dinner?
Mom:Pizza straight off the grill
Kids:Yayy!
What? hasn’t anyone else had to cook with whatever was on hand? Coffee pot Mac n cheese? grilling on a plastic seal heater? solar cooked hotdogs?
I had to open a can of tuna fish with pliers once. That was pretty much as bad as it got.
I once cut off the top of an empty milk jug, poked a bunch of holes in it with a steak knife and used it as a pasta strainer…
The fun continues with the oven playing the role of the space heater.
Ah but you CAN make an oven out of a space heater. I would recommend starting with one in a metal case.
This is a totally horrid kludge!
You NEVER re-fry pizza slices so near to a tv, the grease splatters will muck up your screen something awful!
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Otherwise 10/10 for practical ingenuity.
There’s more kludge – these heaters have an “anti-tip” switch under the base. The kludgers above must have taped it down otherwise the setup won’t work.
Remember, it’s not a true kludge without gaffer tape…
Aye. And most of these Halogen heaters are in plastic housings as well. And they have overheat sensors in them. I think the sensor is at the top – so perhaps that’s part of the reason for the unusual tilt.
Just the caption for this picture made me laugh. Just perfect.
My laptop gets so hot, I think I can actually pull this of with my laptop
I know..I’m sorry…buy Kathy Griffin needed the microwave for her *air quote* If you can’t Tone…Tan Machine*air quote*
I din’t realize that you made meth like this….