Even Traffic Cones Have To Learn New Job Skills
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Safety cone is pretty sure this isn’t in his job description. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.”
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CAUTION: Wear you safety helmet when standing under safety cones.
Call BP. This solution is perfect for pipe termination.
Safty cones don’t need no gravity
In this context, the cones on the ground are stalagmites, while the cones hanging from above are stalactites.
proof: http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9809/baustelleinderphilosoph.jpg
Safety cone needs to go back to his terms of employment and note the magic words “other duties as assigned”.
A very efficient means of catching the drips from the bottom of the cones as they’re filled with ice cream.
I understand that Super Mario Galaxy 2 is a great game and all, but This cone just takes fandom a BIT too far.
Noting new. It’s the famous Australian Drop Cones.
After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.
Like the rest of the american populace, Mr. Cone has hit hard times his job now being outsourced to cheaper chinese cones. Mr. Cone unwillingly signs up at the unemployment office where he takes any job possible. Seen here is Mr. Cone (and friends) working as “hose holders”. everyone realizes that it is not really a job but just a way to keep him out of the unemployment office. However he is paid in minimum cone wages (2 pieces of reflective tape an hour) so he can get by.
Not sure I get the joke here…the traffic cones are being used as funnels. So what? Makes quite a bit of sense, actually.
Here we see the Spider Cone in its natural habitat. A solitary predator, it often lies waiting upside down for its next victim before striking. The helpless Traffic Cone doesn’t stand a chance.
that germany its broke
Precisely. That’s the Julius Maximilians University of Würzburg. You should see the rest of the campus.
..that´s what she said
This is where the Half-Life Barnacles evolved from.
omg i am laughing at the comments being said those cones are really causing some funny things to be said the location looks like detroit and what a detroiter construction worker on crack would do